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Confessions thread (pg. 18)
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| bluE_Neon |
OK
All I gots to say is that, YA'LL are weird! :wtf: |
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| bluE_Neon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i really do hope she washes that dog after shes been kissing it |
You know what I had an ex-RASSIAN gf like that and she used to en, righ in front of me too, en take out her tongue and the dog would lick hers! :nervous: :eek: I never ever kissed her again! |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
jason, no offense, but you need to rough it up a bit...don't ever let me hear you say, "just joshin" or anything of that gay nature again ok?
go lift some weights...and not because i think you need to, (you know i love that skinny white boy in you) but just so you can get those manly calluses on your hands...and start burping more and then patting yourself on the back after doing it...in fact, go scratch your balls in front of a female right now. |
A little bit of a tangent, but funny. |
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| Slylee |
well i have this image of him in my head, and it's comments like that, that ruin it. lol
jason u know i love you:D |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
*throws everything I thought about you out the window*
:D |
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :stongue: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
jason, no offense, but you need to rough it up a bit...don't ever let me hear you say, "just joshin" or anything of that gay nature again ok?
go lift some weights...and not because i think you need to, (you know i love that skinny white boy in you) but just so you can get those manly calluses on your hands...and start burping more and then patting yourself on the back after doing it...in fact, go scratch your balls in front of a female right now. |
:stongue: :stongue:
i was waiting for that ;)
oh and i just scracthed my balls in front of the secretaries...they say thank you :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| what i would give to have seen that... |
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| Slylee |
hahah i just went in my boss's office (after he left) and watched "Paris.zip". i'm the only one here now.
holy , he has all this footage of paris and that boyfriend rick solomon...not just that scene of them in the dark..ones from day light of her giving head and getting screwed from the back...it was like 10 minutes long.
i knew it was on there cuz last week when he was in trial and my comp was down, i worked on his, and he has the file saved on his desktop like a genius. lol ever since then i've been waiting for the chance to go watch it.
:stongue:
watchin porn in the office when no one's there: priceless:D |
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| DjSimonB |
- When I was a wee kid (6, 7?) I went through a phase of not wiping my ass, and didn't realise the wrongness of my ways until a pair of underpants got stained :nervous:
I feel pretty stupid admitting that :p
- When I was staying a hotel in France on a school trip, the guy sharing a room with me was asleep and I really felt like a wank. We had a double bed each, so I had a quick one, the bed was kinda noisy and it seemed to shake about a lot. Think about it, since I'd been there I hadn't wanked at all due to sharing the room, and nearly all the girls were really hot, so I was quite enthusastic... I shot into the duvet because I couldn't be arsed finding tissues or anything, then rolled over to the other side of the bed and slept. The cleaners took the duvet's off the next morning and gave mine some suspicious glances and talked to each other in French, and as far as I know, my roommate slept through it.
These confessions are quite pathetic, give me a few years when I'm a student and I'll probably have some better ones :p |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahah i just went in my boss's office (after he left) and watched "Paris.zip". i'm the only one here now.
holy , he has all this footage of paris and that boyfriend rick solomon...not just that scene of them in the dark..ones from day light of her giving head and getting screwed from the back...it was like 10 minutes long.
i knew it was on there cuz last week when he was in trial and my comp was down, i worked on his, and he has the file saved on his desktop like a genius. lol ever since then i've been waiting for the chance to go watch it.
:stongue:
watchin porn in the office when no one's there: priceless:D |
i got that beat. i've got the passwords and websites for all my bosses online dating profiles hahahah...its fun to go on them and delete stuff and see what he's been up to hahaha :p |
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| Slylee |
hahaha nice!! change his profile to "hi i still live with my mom..she does my laundry too...but don't worry, my room is on the other side of the house ladies"... wink wink
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahaha nice!! change his profile to "hi i still live with my mom..she does my laundry too...but don't worry, my room is on the other side of the house ladies"... wink wink
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you wanna see the pic that he has up...its sooooo funny hahha |
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