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| Chang monkey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
so your really a circus midget with 2 inch legs. |
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no midget could ever be this blessed. |
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| torontotrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chang monkey
:stongue:
no midget could be ever this blessed. |
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| torontotrance |
| well since this is confessions, I'm writing a poem to a friend but I can't seem to get it like I want, I've scrapped 4 versions of it. |
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
im white |
I'm a Native American Jew.
I confess. |
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| Casey |
i fingered a girlfriend i had. and then when she got picked up it was her brother ... and i shook his hand.
One time i couldn't get it up for a girl and she said she felt pathetic and she hinted to all my firends, but i already told them |
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| Psy-T |
i am attracted to shemales...
and for some reason.. as time goes by i get more comfortable with that fact,,
its slowly losing its 'secret' status and moving into commonknowledge about me.
and thats pretty much the only thing ive ever hidden from anybody |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
Good. ;)
I was so wasted for the first one, and the second one she ing deserved that . I was living with my boyfriend and she shows up in a bra and underwear underneath a coat to my boyfriend and I's door while I was at work. He shut the door in her face b/c he thinks she's ing ugly and skanky (which she is). That's ed up, she was supposed to be one of my closest friends. I let that bitch live with me for a few months when she had no where to go. |
but don't you think that just punching her was enough, maybe just punching and egging her would be good? i mean eggs and keying the car, what did the car ever do to you? :) |
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| voodoochild |
| I once cheated on my ex-boyfriend. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
i'm really matt damon. |
we all knew that already! |
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| StereoPrincess |
So, as for my confession.
Just last week, I was moving and I rented a big moving truck and I actually was speeding down a narrow street and all of a sudden I heard a loud bang. I looked in the mirror and I saw that a van had now a dangling sideview mirror. But I kept driving and never returned on that street. There was an old man watching the whole thing but I sped away so fast that he didn't probably catch was happened. At least I don't know yet, maybe I will be getting the call to pay up soon.
I know it's bad but there is no way I could afford to pay for the damages. |
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| Omegasox |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
So, as for my confession.
Just last week, I was moving and I rented a big moving truck and I actually was speeding down a narrow street and all of a sudden I heard a loud bang. I looked in the mirror and I saw that a van had now a dangling sideview mirror. But I kept driving and never returned on that street. There was an old man watching the whole thing but I sped away so fast that he didn't probably catch was happened. At least I don't know yet, maybe I will be getting the call to pay up soon.
I know it's bad but there is no way I could afford to pay for the damages. |
Just a few months ago I walked outside to see my mirror dangling from my car. Had to shell out $150 to get it fixed. Maybe the car you hit is owned by a person who has even less money than you. :( |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
errrr thats what car insurance is for :rolleyes: women drivers :stongue: |
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