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Confessions thread (pg. 32)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
one time me and some friends were drinking in my dorm room and this guy that lived on the floor above us comes running into my room, slams the door, and hides in my room mates closet. we are all like wtf!?! so i open the door and ask him whats going on and he says "theres a giant panda bear in the hall and its after me" i open the door and look in the hallway and see nothing. i come back and i tell him that he better stay in there until the coast is clear. he spent like two hours in the closet. he said all that he did was smoke weed but i have a hard time believing that. |
hahahah that's great...way to play along
i got a good drunken story...
so freshman year i was drinking surprise surprise...and my friends and i had left this house party and we're walking back. i decided that i really needed to go to the bathroom, but i had to go number 2...so i couldn't just go outside. anyway, so i decided i couldn't hold it anymore and that i could use that house over there...being as drunk as i was i went up to the house...it was unlocked and went in and used the bathroom. i ended up passing out in the bathroom.
anyway, i woke up the next morning on the floor of some people's bathroom...i didn't know them or anything. luckily they didn't press charges on my ass :(. i think they would've but they were young people too....:( |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
[email protected]'s just wrong!
ok, one time i was at a rolling party with a group of guy friends that I had known for a long time (and some girls too, but I was only friends with one of them), and we all got completely naked at an apartment complex jacuzzi at like 3 in the morning and sat around bullting, listening to trance, and smoking a blunt...BUTT ASS NAKED! hahahah it was so funny, none of us gave a . |
how come i never get to go to these kinda parties :stongue: :whip: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
hahahah that's great...way to play along
i got a good drunken story...
so freshman year i was drinking surprise surprise...and my friends and i had left this house party and we're walking back. i decided that i really needed to go to the bathroom, but i had to go number 2...so i couldn't just go outside. anyway, so i decided i couldn't hold it anymore and that i could use that house over there...being as drunk as i was i went up to the house...it was unlocked and went in and used the bathroom. i ended up passing out in the bathroom.
anyway, i woke up the next morning on the floor of some people's bathroom...i didn't know them or anything. luckily they didn't press charges on my ass :(. i think they would've but they were young people too....:( |
holy , i can't stop laughing.:stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
how come i never get to go to these kinda parties :stongue: :whip: |
don't worry, uwm and i have been consipiring a plan that involves you and wmc....
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
don't worry, uwm and i have been consipiring a plan that involves you and wmc....
:stongue: :stongue: |
can i only see you naked :stongue:...i don't know if i could look at rob again if he was naked with me HAHAHAHA :p |
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| KrazyDJs |
well, it's more like a funny story...not a confession but anyways..
a couple of years ago, when I was like 7 or 8...
i thought my parents were aliens, and i always had this vision that they change their clothes to humans :wtf:
meh...that's was hard :p |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahahha ran over my neighbor's dog?? lol wtf...
no, he didn't say anything...i knew he wouldn't...he was so jacked and money is like no object to him...it's kind of sad, he just spends money on everyone because he has a thing for straight guys and he thinks it'll help him score points...i asked him one time why he tortures himself going after straight guys, and he said, "oh honey, just because a guy has a girlfriend and says he's straight, doesn't mean he is". :nervous:
u know something else really messed up about that night? while we were at his condo...he told us that some of our guy friends were closet cases...he then showed us a webcam video on his computer of him getting a BJ from our friend marco...who we didn't like in the first place and always thought there was something shady about him...so yea can you say BUZZ KILL!? it was shortly after we saw that video, that were like ok we need to leave....NOW.
i think he showed it to us to see what my bf's reaction would be...the guy has major issues. |
That's terrible. I don't mind gay guys if they are respectful and respect my straightness. I have a funny story that his perspective reminded me of.
I was in Memphis, TN visiting a friend. We went to Eric Clapton for free and my friend lost his wallet. My friend is bi-polar, an alcoholic, and a redneck to put things in perspective. He was not pleased.
So we went to a bar and started drinking and playing pool. I kicked his ass all night long, and he's really competitive. So this was pissing him off even more. When he's pissed, he wants to party and drink. So he tells the bartenders at the bar, at 3am when they are about to close, that he is taking me to the coolest bar in Memphis, J Wags. On the way to the car I ask him, "John, this isn't a gay bar is it?" He told me it was, but it was cool, because they serve illegally afterhours and wouldn't mess with us. He had been there before and wasn't harassed or anything.
So we go over there and keep drinking. It's karoake night so we sing a couple songs. I did Eve 6 - Inside Out and of all things John does KC and the Sunshine Band - Please Don't Go. A straight guy singing that in a gay bar is classic, I must tell you. Somehow I get talked into huffing VCR cleaner with John and this gay friend of his that he knew from the restaurant he worked at (WTF was I thinking?). Anyway, we're all sitting at a back table and the gay guy seems pretty alright. John walks away for a second and the guy puts his hand on my leg and says, "I don't get it. You've got everything going for you. You're good looking, have a nice body, and a rich gay guy is hitting on you, and you just don't get it." I was like, "No, you don't get it." and got the hell out of his vicinity. Just grossed me out.
Anyway, the story gets worse (don't know why I'm telling this, but it). There's this really unattractive, highly overweight girl in the bar. No questioning her sexuality, but she was atrocious. John and I are talking to her and he's kind of hitting on her. I don't know how it happened but all of a sudden she has her hands down both our pants. Her and John go outside, but she comes back a little later. She tells me he was trying to get head from her, but she doesn't want to do it. I ask her if she told him she gives good head or something. She says, "Yes". So I told her, "You can't tell a guy that and not deliver." Well, anyway, all of a sudden her hands in my pants again. She walks me to the back corner of the bar, pretty hidden, and starts giving me head. I don't even know why I let her, but I was ed up on alcohol and VCR cleaner. She stops after less than a minute and starts freaking out about how she's not a slut and can't do it. I was like ok, whatever. She went on and on trying to explain to me that she is not a slut, and I really didn't care.
By this time John has lost his cellphone and he's been drinking more and huffing VCR cleaner. I forgot to mention he has a bad temper. Apparantly some guy comes in, about 6'5 230 and knocks the little gay bouncer on his ass with a bunch from out of nowhere, just because the bouncer asked if he had seen a cellphone trying to help John. I hear fight, and run up to the front. John and this guy are rolling around on the ground. I'm thinking Oh no. They roll apart and John starts moving towards him while getting up and the guy kicks him in the face. I don't like to fight, but I can't handle seeing my friends get hit. We follow the guy outside and he's talking all this . John's yelling back and telling me he needs to go to his jeep to get his ax. He kept saying, "I'm going to jail tonight." Luckily I drove and he couldn't get any weaponry. So he grabs the bouncer's flashlight and makes a horrible attempt at throwing it at the guy. The guy charges us and tries to kick me, but from like 5 feet away. He telegraphed it bad. So I blocked it and leaned into a punch hitting his neck. He bounced back, but didn't even fall. It kind of freaked me out, because I'm not huge or anything, but I was working out 4 times a week and leaned into him as hard as I could. Anyway, he kept trying to get us to follow him and eventually I told John he might have a gun, so we stopped following him. He got picked up by the cops, but the bouncer was afraid of pressing charges.
Definitely one of the most surreal nights of my entire life. |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
hahahah that's great...way to play along
i got a good drunken story...
so freshman year i was drinking surprise surprise...and my friends and i had left this house party and we're walking back. i decided that i really needed to go to the bathroom, but i had to go number 2...so i couldn't just go outside. anyway, so i decided i couldn't hold it anymore and that i could use that house over there...being as drunk as i was i went up to the house...it was unlocked and went in and used the bathroom. i ended up passing out in the bathroom.
anyway, i woke up the next morning on the floor of some people's bathroom...i didn't know them or anything. luckily they didn't press charges on my ass :(. i think they would've but they were young people too....:( |
haha, thats a good one |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I might tell some of them to you, but not to everybody else on here. Some of them might make me look a little bad :thepirate |
Don't be a wuss about it. We're not gonna judge you, or I won't anyway. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
maybe your bf went back the next day if you know what i mean ;) HAHAHAHAHA :p |
that's not funny. |
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| UWM |
Hahaha I was going to try to do work but this thread is way too funny.
VCR Cleaner? WTF lol :p |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Don't be a wuss about it. We're not gonna judge you, or I won't anyway. |
It's not about being a wuss. It's about telling really ed up and wrong stories that will completely change peoples' image of you :cool: |
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