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Confessions thread (pg. 24)
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| Theresa |
The only thing I can think to confess is a really stupid story (that I am very embarassed about,) from grade 4!
This is how I tell the story, but part of it is a cover up for what really happened. I will tell you what REALLY happened at the end.
So I am on my way to school, little 9 year old Theresa, and what do I find?
A little square package, about the size of a cracker. Well of course Theresa picks it up, and looks at it a little. Inside is something squishy, so she decides to hide her new item in her sock, and keep on going so she isn't late for school. There is time for inspection later... with friends :)
So in class, little Theresa tells her friends "I found something and I don't know what it is! Meet me in the bathroom at recess!"
Recess comes, and the three curious little girls examine the package.
One girl takes the package, and unwraps it. She pulls the squishy thing out, and examines it. "It's a balloon!! Fill it up with water Theresa."
So innocent little Theresa fills the balloon with water in the bathroom sink. Once the balloon is full, Theresa suddenly begins to wonder why the balloon is so slimy, and weird shaped AND is leaking water all over the place (balloons don't do that). She decides that it ISN'T a balloon :nervous: and that she should let an adult know she found something.
So Theresa goes to the office and tells the secretary "I found something, and I don't know what it is. I left it in the bathroom sink".
Feeling better about the whole thing, little Theresa goes back to class. But to Theresa's soon to be horror, the adventure is not over.
Now let me tell you this. I went to a CATHOLIC school at the time. Very catholic. Like, church everyday before classes, prayers before every lesson type catholic.
Well, Mr. Principal man makes an announcement to my classroom over the PA system that he would like Theresa to come to the office. Everyone is like "o0o0o0o0o0oh"!
So... Theresa knowing that it had to do with what happened at recess, nervously goes to the office.
The principal yells at Theresa, she cries... tells him that the other 2 girls were there too. They got called down, they get yelled at. Theresa tells him she didn't know what it was (she didn't), and he doesn't believe her. He considers suspension for a week, but says he will think about it.
Theresa goes back to class, then goes home acting like nothing happened. Of course Mommy knows what happened, and asks Theresa if anything happened that day. Theresa pretends nothing did LOL
Well Mommy tells her that she knows, and that is when Theresa recieves her very first official "sex talk".
The end!
I never got suspended, my mom told the principal that I truly didn't know what it was. He never mentioned it again, but the whole school knew, and EVERYONE made fun of me. I even had the grade eights coming up to me, "were you the girl who brought the condom to school? Were you gonna have sex?"
OMG!! I am so glad that died down quickly.
Well the thing that was a cover up... *my real confession now* is that I didn't find the condom on the way to school. I found it in my moms room when I was snooping around.... :nervous: *shiver* |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
To top it off, after much prodding (apparently), I took a on their front doorstep and we all walked next door to a sorority to clean up.
I'm not really that big of an . |
no you're just an animal...:stongue: |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
errrr thats what car insurance is for :rolleyes: women drivers :stongue: |
what i forgot to mention is that just 45 minutes prior to getting the rental, a woman in a parking lot drove over my cute little red car with her giant Mercedes SUV. guess what, insurance does nothing for you, my deductible is 1000.00. On the rental van, there is really no insurance, because it's pretty much a scam for you to pay (there is fine print regarding what is covered and pretty much nothing is covered).
And i'm pretty sure that the people were not broke, it has been on my mind for the past two weeks now and I do feel guilty about it. And I am really scared once the karma comes back to me. That is why I confessed here. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omegasox
Just a few months ago I walked outside to see my mirror dangling from my car. Had to shell out $150 to get it fixed. Maybe the car you hit is owned by a person who has even less money than you. :( |
see, that will just haunt me now for the rest of my life. seriously. and there is nothing i can do about it now. |
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| Gandido |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Back in the day when I decided to be somewhat of an .....
I met this professional hot dancer in miami while i was on spring break.
Anyway- while i met her we didnt do cuz she had a boyfriend but apparently she wanted me.
yeah i didnt know this until i had already left and we flirted a bit.
Anywayz- i met her through one of my dancer friends from PR and this girl from miami went to Puerto Rico during the summer to visit my friend.
I told my pals that this chick was coming and that it was more than likely we'd do . One night at a club they met her and thought she was so in hot. lmao
they begged me to make a sex tape....BEGGED. I had never considered making a sex tape but i thought it'd be interesting (and no, she didnt know i did it...hence the part. ALl of you peeps who feel like givin me , oh well. i was an ass ).
Me and 2 friends planned it and set up 2 cameras in a room in my house....each getting a different angle on the bed. One getting the whole bed and the other taking it from the right side.
So yeah, it was successful.
I hid one camera in the closet with all this on it...like clothes and stuff....and tilted it down, held at an angle with duct tape.
The second camera was on top of a clothing dresser old antigue type of things and it had Christmas gifts on top of it. This was all my idea about the christmas gifts on top in the middle of july.
Why?........well one little detail i didnt add. I made the tape in the house i lived in at the time: My grandma's!!! lmao
i thought "hey, she's old......cant reach the top of the dresser. And everyone knows when yer old you kinda leave things as they are. So oh well. If she asks ill just be like ...yeah, its my g-ma...shes old"
LMAO and it worked.
anywayz, i have the tape and its hot as hell.
and no- i will not show anyone. I plan on seeing it one more time and then destroying it. |
Bitch! Hook it up! We got the same taste in women from what I've talked to you. I gotta see this dancer. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
It used to be MY car. I sold it to her cheap because she really needed a car, and even signed on the insurance papers that I sold it for WAY cheaper than I really did so she didn't have to worry about taxes. Plus, I hated that car. It was a neon. That's what it did to me! :toothless |
frig, you did a lot for this girl, eh?
you are right, she deserved what ws coming to her. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by voodoochild
lol Margs, If there is a Thelma and Louise adventures in Canada- I would love to be Thelma.. tee hee.
*fingers crossed* for you]:D |
as long as there is brad pitt around, then i'm game ;). |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by JM
if that's priceless, then what is doing porn in the office when no one's there?
:toothless
>JM< |
a fantasy of mine that has yet to be fulfilled...
c'mon, let's hear the story....i'm assuming you've done it:D |
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| Nite-Mer |
| I was once told I look like Matt Damon. I don't think so. He's one ugly mo fo. LOL :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
a fantasy of mine that has yet to be fulfilled...
c'mon, let's hear the story....i'm assuming you've done it:D |
MMMM yum, a fantasy for me too :) |
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| torontotrance |
| confession, I've spent two days trying to write a poem for a friend and since I am a perfectionist, I've achived nada. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
confession, I've spent two days trying to write a poem for a friend and since I am a perfectionist, I've achived nada. |
"CONFESSION, bla bla bla, trying to write a poem, bla bla bla, perfectionist bla bla i'm gay... |
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