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| Floorfiller |
| she made me do it :(:(:( she was bigger than me back then :( |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
she made me do it :(:(:( she was bigger than me back then :( |
That is funny as hell! My friend did it by choice. I think he did it to impress me or something. Pretty messed up.
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| DJ_Bod |
| I passed out while taking a piss once. (I was so drunk) I would have loved to see the image of me sprawled in the bathtub holding my pen0r in my hand. Actually, no, I probably wouldn't. |
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| JM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
moles are like bumps though...they rise above the skin...mine is just like a freckle:)
does yours have hair on it? hahahah |
i guess you can call mine a bigger freckle, no bump;)
hair? no more than the rest of my butt :toothless (you set that one up perfectly!)
and now i'll just picture yours, sitting there on a small, feminine bubbly and smooth butt :toothless
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
A few more confessions:
- Even though you'll see me throw a little Latin into my posts from time to time, I only passed my final semester of Latin with a D and only then by cheating on the final.
- Throughout from the start of high school through my college graduation, I was a participant in 30-40 or so fights on the streets, in bars, clubs, and various places of residence. I've gotten my ass kicked pretty bad at least 10 times that I can remember well, and a few others where I was blindsided and have no idea what happened. For this I've been warned by the police countless times and arrested on four occasions, but I was never charged with any crime. I was also kicked out of campus housing one year because of a fight. Since graduating, I've only fought once. But to be honest, I miss it.
- My freshman year at college a group of my friends got together and decided to play a prank on me. While I was using the hall shower they stole my towel and room key leaving me stranded naked in the bathroom with no way to get to any clothes or a towel. I tried calling for help but no one answered, so I had to go door to door soaked and naked to get a towel, and still had to sit out in the hall wearing just a towel until my roommate got back with his key after an hour or so.
- I've never been much of one to get around using means of transportation other than walking. I've never ridden a bike, didn't learn to drive until I was 19, and only got my license at 21. I also never learned to swim until I taught myself from a book when I was 19. I'm still a poor swimmer and avoid it whenever possible.
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*throws everything I thought about you out the window*
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| DJ_Bod |
I thought of another one:
I hit my brother in the forehead with a bat. I was young, he was sitting on my chest, so I grabbed whatever I could to hit him with to get him off of me (he's older, BTW.).
My parents spanked the hell out of me for that one. And it wasn't even my fault. |
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| Floorfiller |
^^^ kinda related to that...
i threw and hit my brother in the ass with a javelin when we were younger. ok...well it wasn't a real javelin, but it was a long sharp thing that i was pretending was a javelin hahaha...he had to get stiches... |
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| DJ_Bod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
^^^ kinda related to that...
i threw and hit my brother in the ass with a javelin when we were younger. ok...well it wasn't a real javelin, but it was a long sharp thing that i was pretending was a javelin hahaha...he had to get stiches... |
Ouch.
I threw a pair of scissors at my bro too. didn't hit him though (almost...) I think he spread his toes at the last second, and they landed between em. Yes, i was aiming for his foot, didn't wanna put his eye out, or something serious. |
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| Slylee |
i used to punch my sister in the boob really hard and run...she is 9 years older than me, and i [/b]still[/b] used to kick her ass. lol she would be the one going, "MOOOOM"!
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i used to punch my sister in the boob really hard and run...she is 9 years older than me, and i [/b]still[/b] used to kick her ass. lol she would be the one going, "MOOOOM"!
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well maybe i'll punch you in the boob really hard and see how you like it...you big little bully :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| no punching...only sucking:p |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no punching...only sucking:p |
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