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Confessions thread (pg. 7)
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Confessions, eh? Well I can let a few secrets loose I suppose:
- I accidentally agreed to go on a date with a man. I wasn't really paying attention to him and agreed to what he was asking without listening to it. Embarassing.
- I almost left someone in possibly serious need of medical condition after a fight and still don't know what happened to them. I sort of assume they were all right or I would have probably heard something. I still find myself worrying about it from time to time.
- I my pants when I was out on a boat fishing. I thought it was just going to be a big fart. Since then I've been a big gunshy when it comes to passing gas... :o
- I stole another student's (an ex-friend against whom I held a grudge) system password and logged into the registration system and dropped all his classes for him. The ty college wouldn't fix the problem for him and he didn't get any credit for his courses that semester. I don't really feel guilty about it either.
- I (sort of) wasted many, many hours of time building a reputation as one of battle.net's most despised backstabbers on the online RTS Warcraft III. In the process I've received 32 death threats, 72 other threats of miscellaneous physical violence, hundreds of "hack" threats, and ruined over 5000 players' games.
- I intentionally brought down the campus computer science facilities in order to get a professor to extend the deadline on a project.
- I've been accused of sexual harassment twice.
There's plenty more where that came from, but I wouldn't want to ruin my reputation too much. |
you're a ing legend mate.... best others I have are
Some friends & I were pissed off at a science teacher so disected some bits of liver and a frog, and places pieces of it throughout the whole science dept heating system, it smelled like for ages
I once pissed in the school pond at an after-school party.
Me & My mate were once messing about on a building site and accidentally broke a pipe which flooded the site in about 6 inches of water & just got away |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoCa
Isn't there a site with this kind of thing? Where people post their most shameful secrets? bighugs.com or something... :conf: |
grouphug.us
:D
That's where I'm not ashamed to post things I would never post on here :p |
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| torontotrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoCa
Isn't there a site with this kind of thing? Where people post their most shameful secrets? bighugs.com or something... :conf: |
that log will never get out, don't worry |
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| LoCa |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
grouphug.us
:D
That's where I'm not ashamed to post things I would never post on here :p |
ah yes that's the one hehe. Some of the stuff on there... :wtf:
andy what are you on about? |
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| torontotrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoCa
ah yes that's the one hehe. Some of the stuff on there... :wtf:
andy what are you on about? |
you know but it was deleted. |
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| DjWhooCares |
oh yeah, almost forgot this one....well me and my Ex...we boinked here in my room, i pulled out and came on her belly...u know nothing out of the ordinary...so she wanted something to clean herself with...anyways, i gave her a shirt to clean herself with...A white one, so u coulnt notice the stains...
Next day, my friend came over...(i think he showered here in my house, i dont recall) and he needed a shirt for a little while...So as i go to my closet, i see that white shirt...I totally forgot about it and gave it to him...he wore it, and as we walked out the door, i notice all these stains on it....BOOM, it hit me...thats the same shirt my ex used...LMAO!!...he didnt notice...i was to embarrassed to let him know...:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:....Luckily, it got dark soon...so it was all good for me:D |
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| Nite-Mer |
You guys reminded me of a bunch.
I crapped my pants in second grade and had to run home with it in my pants.
I gave a girl her password freshman year of college and checked her e-mail once, cause she didn't change it.
I shat on someone's doorstep in like 4th grade, cause I didn't like them.
I wrote all over my roommate in college one night he was passed out drunk. My roommates took pictures of themselves with a polly-o string cheese hanging from their pants to his face.
I had 4 imaginary friends when I was a kid, and one of them drowned.
I prank called a friend in middle school and altered my voice to pretend I was a hot girl in class. Set up a date with him, but called him back and told him before he went.
I've crapped in the ocean. |
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| tribu |
I have arguably the smallest penis on TA.
It is this big: | | (not to scale)
Also, Im a ridiculously large fan of Steven King's "fantasy" series, The Dark Tower.
And also, Ive been post-whoring a ridiculous amount lately in a shameless attempt to reach 500 posts and custom status... |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
oh yeah, almost forgot this one....well me and my Ex...we boinked here in my room, i pulled out and came on her belly...u know nothing out of the ordinary...so she wanted something to clean herself with...anyways, i gave her a shirt to clean herself with...A white one, so u coulnt notice the stains...
Next day, my friend came over...(i think he showered here in my house, i dont recall) and he needed a shirt for a little while...So as i go to my closet, i see that white shirt...I totally forgot about it and gave it to him...he wore it, and as we walked out the door, i notice all these stains on it....BOOM, it hit me...thats the same shirt my ex used...LMAO!!...he didnt notice...i was to embarrassed to let him know...:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:....Luckily, it got dark soon...so it was all good for me:D |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
That's one of those stories that's really funny as long as you're not the guy who wore the shirt. |
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| Shudder |
| i think im bi curious but im not sure... im not sure if thats a confession.... im just confused |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
I have arguably the smallest penis on TA.
It is this big: | | (not to scale)
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
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Are you hitting on me again? ;) |
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