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| Slylee |
i'm a firm believer in the 5 second rule...
a little blow and wipe on the old t-shirt and it's as good as new:D i've even stretched it as far as like 6 or 7 seconds.... |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i'm a firm believer in the 5 second rule...
a little blow and wipe on the old t-shirt and it's as good as new:D i've even stretched it as far as like 6 or 7 seconds.... |
Unless there is apparent dirt. All depends on the condition of what your food falls on. |
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| Floorfiller |
| yeah...and under certain circumstances its ok to eat cheese log after you saw your cat licking it...i mean...just not the licked part :D |
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| dj tek |
| ok, i used to like Kerkraft 400[live mix]:wtf: |
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| colonelcrisp |
i started dating a girl in HS, we ended up dating for 5 years or so, but in 1st year colledge she cheated on me and didnt tell me, instead of confronting her about it. i just let it slide.... you know feelings and all i didnt want to end the relationsihp... so insetead when she said she wanted to try anal and said she thought it looked fun.... ive seen way to many videos to think that the girls acutally enjoy it.... i said yes... the facial expression on her face was priceless.....then after another 3 years of dating, and her cheating on me another 4 times, i woke up a bit and told her to off and die. the next day she started dating this new guy and within 3 months they were engaged. i went home for spring break and she asked me out for coffee ot talk cause "she missed having me for a freind" sensing the oppourtunity to be even more of an i accept the invite, make her pay forthe coffee and desert, then when she starts making out with me in my car i graciously accept, and call her fiance on my cell phone (he is a sleaze ball too and a complete ass, who cheated on her repeatedly... they deserve each other) and just left it on the dash on speakerphone mode while i banged the piss out of her. then when she called me the next day crying cause her and the guy broke up and everything was off...... i took her sister out on a date.......
thats probably the worst thing i have ever done to anyone in my life. and ya i know it kind of brings me down to her level, but i was soooooo ed up after that relationship that it felt sooooo good to do it. but hell they were both lowlives and they both deserved every ounce of it.
since then i find relationsihps alot easier to deal with. never jump in head first, give it 5 or 6 months to get your feet wet before you start letting the real feelings show. cause even after 4 years and more you dont really know what people are capable of sometimes......
and i wouldnt pull a stunt like this again... but everyones a complete once ina while... |
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| Slylee |
^^^^^holy crap that was entertaining....i love it.
we're all guilty of stooping to low levels, i know i am, just can't make a habit of it.
the next time someone cheats...i would just confront them about it, tell them it's obviously over, and that's it. don't talk to them afterwards...nothing. it'll hurt them even more when you act like a complete adult about it...they'll feel like the biggest loser when you go out with a little class. makes them realize they never deserved you in the first place. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
ok, i used to like Kerkraft 400[live mix]:wtf: |
hahahah it's kermkraft...i still catch myself dancing to it in the car...
for about 2 seconds.:p |
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| igottaknow |
| i solute you colonelcrisp very entertaining confession! Mind if i submit it to penthouse? :thepirate |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
i started dating a girl in HS, we ended up dating for 5 years or so, but in 1st year colledge she cheated on me and didnt tell me, instead of confronting her about it. i just let it slide.... you know feelings and all i didnt want to end the relationsihp... so insetead when she said she wanted to try anal and said she thought it looked fun.... ive seen way to many videos to think that the girls acutally enjoy it.... i said yes... the facial expression on her face was priceless.....then after another 3 years of dating, and her cheating on me another 4 times, i woke up a bit and told her to off and die. the next day she started dating this new guy and within 3 months they were engaged. i went home for spring break and she asked me out for coffee ot talk cause "she missed having me for a freind" sensing the oppourtunity to be even more of an i accept the invite, make her pay forthe coffee and desert, then when she starts making out with me in my car i graciously accept, and call her fiance on my cell phone (he is a sleaze ball too and a complete ass, who cheated on her repeatedly... they deserve each other) and just left it on the dash on speakerphone mode while i banged the piss out of her. then when she called me the next day crying cause her and the guy broke up and everything was off...... i took her sister out on a date.......
thats probably the worst thing i have ever done to anyone in my life. and ya i know it kind of brings me down to her level, but i was soooooo ed up after that relationship that it felt sooooo good to do it. but hell they were both lowlives and they both deserved every ounce of it.
since then i find relationsihps alot easier to deal with. never jump in head first, give it 5 or 6 months to get your feet wet before you start letting the real feelings show. cause even after 4 years and more you dont really know what people are capable of sometimes......
and i wouldnt pull a stunt like this again... but everyones a complete once ina while... |
hahaha :stongue: I like the pointless bit about the anal. It's great because it has nothing to do with your story :stongue: :stongue: lol
oh, good times with the stench trench!! |
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| DjSimonB |
Great story, I don't always approve of people being such s but she deserved it, what goes around comes around :p
OK, some more lame confessions of mine?
- There's one place in between school and my house, in the woods, where all the 13-year-old girls go and skip classes and have some cigarettes. When I'm walking down that path on the way home from my mate's house when it's dark, I don't mind taking a piss on the logs that they sit on.
- The girl that I've 'loved' most recently was someone off the internet, I never met her but I thought about her a lot and we talked lots. We don't talk anymore though, because one day she said she didn't like me and was fed up of acting like she did. I'm happier without her anyway, so it's no big deal. But it's just kinda sad that I felt that close to someone on the interweb. |
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| Floorfiller |
| Colonel Crisp is DA MAN!!!!! i love how you took her sister out in the end HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahahah it's kermkraft...i still catch myself dancing to it in the car...
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actually its Kernkraft;)
i hate typos thanx for pointing mine out. you would have gotten points if yours were correct tho.. :D |
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