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Confessions thread (pg. 34)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
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awwww. is it the chase ? |
Haha no. |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Haha no. |
mate, hit me on msn, got a gift for ya |
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| jester |
I got a funny confessions of my own
-When i was 10 or so i used to shave my genitals(well my treasure trail) in hopes that it would help me hit puberty faster... After a month or so i realized that all i was doing was giving myself really bad jock itch so i stopped... The worst part is that it was my dad's razor I was using and he never knew..(even to this day..)
-When I was the same age I used to steal my older brothers condoms, and use then in water balloon fights with my friends..
hmm if i think of more i'll add them... |
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| fastmp3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jester
I got a funny confessions of my own
-When i was 10 or so i used to shave my genitals in hopes that it would help me hit puberty faster... After a month or so i realized that all i was doing was giving myself really bad jock itch so i stopped... The worst part is that it was my dad's razor I was using and he never knew..(even to this day..) |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by jester
I got a funny confessions of my own
-When i was 10 or so i used to shave my genitals in hopes that it would help me hit puberty faster... After a month or so i realized that all i was doing was giving myself really bad jock itch so i stopped... The worst part is that it was my dad's razor I was using and he never knew..(even to this day..)
-When I was the same age I used to steal my older brothers condoms, and use then in water balloon fights with my friends..
hmm if i think of more i'll add them... |
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wow |
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| Floorfiller |
| i'm also trying to get in Slylee's box...clean it already fool!! :whip: |
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| Silky Johnson |
It took me a while to think of something that most people don't know, as I am not a keeper of my own secrets...I like to lay it all out there on the table!
So anyways, here it is:
Once when I was 6 playing in my back yard, I took a huge dump under the tree beside our fence. I was too lazy to go inside. The neighbours saw me too, and told my father...man was he pissed/shocked/embarassed/disappointed. |
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| D-res |
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LOL :stongue: wow
i have one that i can think of....
when i was maybe 11 or 12 i wanted to know if it would feel better masturbating outside, because of the excitement factor or something. wow. the dumb things i did as a child. anyway, to make things a little stranger, i think my neighbors dad saw me, and he has never liked me, but i think he absolutely hated me from that moment on. im pretty sure he told his daugher and she probably told my other neighbor, cause later that day i walked outside and she gave me a REALLY weird look. worst part of all is that both of the neighbor girls are in my grade. it was during a summer vacation, and i was really scared to go back to school. i never heard about it though, so maybe i got lucky. And yes, it did feel better. lol |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
here's a small one:
When I was 6 my mum took me into a bank. I said to my mum: "Mum I really gotta do a fart" & my mum said that "Go to the corner & do it there". I wandered off to the corner & came back a minute later & shouted "I can't fart mum, there is too many people in here". Everyone in the bank heard it & cracked up. |
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| Theresa |
One time when I was four, my mom and I were driving around in the car when suddenly I had to fart.
I farted, and looked out the window as if nothing happened. My mom turned to me and said "Terrie, did you fart?" and I replied "no mommy, the wind did it."
She still doesn't know to this day :disbelief |
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| dj_inferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I farted, and looked out the window as if nothing happened. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_inferno
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Your reply made me laugh harder than anything.. LOL |
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