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TA's Official Stoner Thread (pg. 130)
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| quote: | Originally posted by kotsy
I didn't feel like trying to figure out how I would get a pipe into Guv.. then I realized they barely search you at all for The Drink as opposed to the main entrance (which is quite thorough).
I remember the 2nd time I ever went to guv, I smoked a joint with my friend on the balcony that overlooks the mainroom outside of drink (pre-renovations). Security came up the stairs and caught me. Before even saying everything I held it up for him to confiscate and he just told me to put it out. I was completely amazed.
I ended up finishing it later in the middle of the dancefloor ;) |
Ya, the security in Guv strikes me as the kind that'll be cool about weed if you don't try to hide or deny it when you're caught. But you hide or deny, and they don't have any patience at all :P But I don't know what thorough search you're talking about for main room, they check your pockets, pat you down chest to ankle, sometimes check your shoes... They check purses, the occasional hat... I dunno, it's always easy breezy getting my joints into Guv...
I liked one night at The Docks I was smoking a joint in the back-room when two security walked right by me with their noses in the air looking for the source of the sweet sweet ganga smell I had just filled the room with. I saw em just in time and cupped the J while acting as normal as I could... They walked right by :)
Also, smoking joints outside Viva in the smoker's pit was always bomb. Viva had the most thorough searches I've seen in a club (they check my wallet every time!!! Lost so many packs of Zig Zags to that damn search), but if you could get it in, they didn't seem to care at all. |
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| kotsy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
Viva had the most thorough searches I've seen in a club (they check my wallet every time!!! Lost so many packs of Zig Zags to that damn search), but if you could get it in, they didn't seem to care at all. |
I've never had my wallet checked at guv and have since made it my hiding place for anything I want to get inside. Where did you hide your stash when going to Viva? |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by kotsy
I've never had my wallet checked at guv and have since made it my hiding place for anything I want to get inside. Where did you hide your stash when going to Viva? |
Ever see those key chains which have lip balm in it looks like this:-
If you open it and scoop out the lip balm and them ahum ahum ahum LOL hahaha
Problem solved Kotsy;) |
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| kotsy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
Ever see those key chains which have lip balm in it looks like this:-
If you open it and scoop out the lip balm and them ahum ahum ahum LOL hahaha
Problem solved Kotsy;) |
They never check those anywhere? I may have to purchase one of those.
That doesn't solve the joint problem though :P |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by kotsy
They never check those anywhere? I may have to purchase one of those.
That doesn't solve the joint problem though :P |
It depends how you pack it inside. |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by kotsy
I've never had my wallet checked at guv and have since made it my hiding place for anything I want to get inside. Where did you hide your stash when going to Viva? |
My coat has an arm-pocket up near the shoulder that never gets checked. If it's patted down they don't notice the 3 joints sitting in the pocket, I guess it feels like natural folds of the sleeve.
Before that, my buddy took the stuffing out of one of the tongues on his pair of shoes, they'd check around his foot but never touched the tongue.
I also have those BIC lighter casings (the ones with cool designs and what not). I sawed off an empty lighter one time so that I can fit small joints in the lighter-casing under the lighter-top. |
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| kotsy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
My coat has an arm-pocket up near the shoulder that never gets checked. If it's patted down they don't notice the 3 joints sitting in the pocket, I guess it feels like natural folds of the sleeve.
Before that, my buddy took the stuffing out of one of the tongues on his pair of shoes, they'd check around his foot but never touched the tongue.
I also have those BIC lighter casings (the ones with cool designs and what not). I sawed off an empty lighter one time so that I can fit small joints in the lighter-casing under the lighter-top. |
haha, wow. the amount of effort is truly amazing. |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by kotsy
haha, wow. the amount of effort is truly amazing. |
Well, my dad has a vice in the garage, so the sawing took all of 20 seconds. I have no idea about the tongue on my friend's shoe though, that may have taken some time.
The closest I've come to being caught is some dude walking straight up to me through the crowd with a stern look on his face, only to tell me that smoking indoors was recently banned, and I need to smoke outside. ROFL! Guv-n00bs for the win! |
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| NuERA |
| i need to start bringing dubs to parties |
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| MarkT |
I appreiciate the great ideas...but they are so unnecessarily complicated, lol ;)
just tape the joints to an area of the body that no bouncer will touch...done.
but please be considerate of those who will put said joints in their mouth too ...and wrap them in something first. Plastic wrap or paper works fine. :D |
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