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TA's Official Stoner Thread (pg. 4)
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| dallasstar |
this thread is hilariously filled with fun and jokes - keep it up - b/c i like to smile.
:)
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Stoned backwards
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| voodoochild |
My friend who drinks like a fish often complains that potheads are too slow, I'm like WTF! When we are out together- I want to gag him with something bec. he becomes a bit o an a-hole. That is when he's not busy trying to pick up anything that walks. I swear one day I want to put something in that beer of his... :whip: :whip:
Funny how I find myself leaving him out of stuff bec. it gets too tiring dealing with one who's mouth often flaps indiscriminately...
ps 20mins til J=1....;) |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nemireck
Captain Planet is ing retarded!
Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, and Heart? Those forces combine to make what? Captain Planet?
BULL !
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day!
While we're at it, what kind of power is "heart" anyway? "Don't throw that popcan on the ground or else I'll... I'll.... I'll LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVV YOU!"? "If you shoot that whale, I shall have to give you a giant hug!"? Heart... pah! |
dude, that's nothing...I dunno how old you are...or what kind of uber crap TV you watched when you were really little...but Captain Planet's lame powers ain't got nothin' on the CARE BEAR STARE!
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| Form&Funktion |
| How do Porcupines have sex? |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Form&Funktion
How do Porcupines have sex? |
With great difficulty. |
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| LittlePoonzgirl |
Here's something really random I discovered while baked:
Salt & Vinagar potato chips glow under black light
Does anybody have an idea why this is? |
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| Sly_Guy |
| quote: | Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl
Here's something really random I discovered while baked:
Salt & Vinagar potato chips glow under black light
Does anybody have an idea why this is? |
Are you serious???? The very first time I was high I thought I was hallucinating because I was mowing down salt&vinegar chips and I could have sworn they were glowing. |
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| LittlePoonzgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
Are you serious???? The very first time I was high I thought I was hallucinating because I was mowing down salt&vinegar chips and I could have sworn they were glowing. |
Seriously, I think they really DO glow (but I'll have to try again just to be sure--once I buy I new blacklight bulb). It looked like the flavoring powder is what was causing them to glow. |
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| Nemireck |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarkT
dude, that's nothing...I dunno how old you are...or what kind of uber crap TV you watched when you were really little...but Captain Planet's lame powers ain't got nothin' on the CARE BEAR STARE!
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
Hey now when the Care Bears stared, the little rainbows and flowers attacked that beastly dust-bunny and the welfare-chick. Captain Planet came on after school... meaning it was meant for an older audience than Care Bears too (anywhere from 6-12 I thinks). If you want to compare useless powers...
Heart is to Captain Planet as
Aquaman is to Justice League.
"Fear me I am Aquaman! With the unstoppable power of... of what? Oh yeah... DYING if I'm out of water for more than 24 hours!" ph34r! And let's not forget the force that is known as....telepathically summoning sea creatures.
"SEA ANEMONE, I SUMMON THEE!!!" |
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| TheVrk |
hahahahaha, this is too funny....
i'm stoned rite now, ya, but i feel like
i'm a bit MORE on the ball when i first smoke.
its when i come down that i'm a bit stupid/slow.
hope this thread lives a long time:D |
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| DJ 24_7 |
| Dude, i live in BC....I'm never sober now.... |
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| DJ_Elyot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nemireck
Captain Planet is ing retarded!
Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, and Heart? Those forces combine to make what? Captain Planet?
BULL !
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day!
While we're at it, what kind of power is "heart" anyway? "Don't throw that popcan on the ground or else I'll... I'll.... I'll LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVV YOU!"? "If you shoot that whale, I shall have to give you a giant hug!"? Heart... pah! |
I'm not stoned... in fact, I'm not a stoner, but that's the FUNNIEST DAMN POST I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!! |
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