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TA's Official Stoner Thread (pg. 3)
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| Kytracid |
Dunno if many people have read this or not, it's definately stonner reading material. Amusing, interesting and a little bit kooky. Enjoy :)
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased... Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze." This student received the only A.
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| Sly_Guy |
^^^^
I can verify the validity of that story.
We at McMaster Engineering have been telling and printing that story in our 'Engineering Handbook' for years. |
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| Dr. Z |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kytracid
Dunno if many people have read this or not, it's definately stonner reading material. Amusing, interesting and a little bit kooky. Enjoy :)
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased... Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
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nice story,
definitely NOT stoner reading material though |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by voodoochild
I have one rule( for the day )- wait til after 10 am. So I have nicely joined the ranks.
Me and my regular smoke partner have attempted to solve many world problems when high.
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yeah, we do that all the time! The world would be a better place if everyone just chilled out and smoked a little green :D
lately, while watching garbage commercials on tv, I come up with new, innovative (and highly subversive and invasive) methods of advertising and cross promotion. One of my friends is a big fan of clever, innovative ads and goes on and on about how poorly thought out, unintelligent, obviously manipulative, and non-creative most advertising is these days...so I sit there and come up with the most wacked out, crazy ever and it blows his mind, because it's actually good. He becomes scared and is happy that I'm not in marketing, haha.
If only I could land a ad/marketing position that would allow me to be stoned for 95% of my work day...maybe I could make a fortune, lol.
If only I could remember the stuff that I come up with during those sessions...damn short term memory loss :p |
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| oleshka |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarkT
If only I could remember the stuff that I come up with during those sessions...damn short term memory loss :p |
that is the biggest problem. You have to take down notes. I keep telling myself to bring a note pad for next baking session while baked, and consequently I forget it...until now that is!!! |
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| angelgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by richard raiban
ok, this thread will be dedicated to all those who are stoned.
it would be best if only stoners post threads & reply.
this will give us all a good opportunity to see how stupid all of us are when we are stoned...:stongue:
i really think that if this thread is followed by its rules it would be a great thread for good laughs & jokes!!!
ok, so....since im stoned right now :stongue: ill start......anyone else stoned now?
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dude...you're too funny. I told you... I always know if you are stoned or not because you always tell me when you are. "Heidi, I am so stoned right now". LOL. thank goodness the lovely discokandi is coming back home. you clearly need some supervision if you've started telling everyone your dirty little secrets. ;)
see you tomorrow night at SYSTEM stoner. I will be the one front and centre imitating you're unbelievably adorable spinning dance. |
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| tomeboy |
Nice to see an "Official Stoner Thread"
Im nicely baked off my homegrown right now:D |
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| AwakenedAddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
i was stoned today.like everyday. |
Exactly...
I almost wanted to post in this thread without reading it.. i was like 3 pages.. wtf i'm stoned and i don't want to read that, but i swear the damn thing just read itself ;)
Kytracid: that story is hilarious :toothless |
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| Nemireck |
Captain Planet is ing retarded!
Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, and Heart? Those forces combine to make what? Captain Planet?
BULL !
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day!
While we're at it, what kind of power is "heart" anyway? "Don't throw that popcan on the ground or else I'll... I'll.... I'll LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVV YOU!"? "If you shoot that whale, I shall have to give you a giant hug!"? Heart... pah! |
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| dnmr |
hOW CAN YOU NOT AGREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danielle
| quote: | Originally posted by
with an avatar like mine, need you ask?
ya mon. |
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| NuERA |
| i just realized i left my bong sitting in pretty plain view on my bassment floor all daay. i hope my parents didnt come down staits today!! |
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| bluE_Neon |
| bahahahahahaha..That definitely was stoner material Sid! Nah I didn't think too much today, although I was talking deep about religion with this girl. :eyespop: |
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