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TA's Official Stoner Thread (pg. 46)
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I roll beautiful one-papes :) But since I rarely roll for multiple smokers (I'm a lazy ), I rarely need a 2-pape and so those are a tad dirty.
I've started finding games that are ultimate while high. Top 3 Stoner-Games at the moment are:
Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
Amplitude (PS2)
Ninja Turtles: Turtles through Time (SNES) |
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| timmyboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarkT
btw...what's up with chronics who can't roll worth ? I'm constantly embarassed for a couple of friends who smoke daily, yet roll the *worst* joints I've ever seen, lol.
Have a little self-respect, people...and learn to roll a decent joint! ;) |
hey hey hey easy there :)
its all about pipes and bongs... and friends who can roll :) minimizes effort which is key |
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| {b.s.e.} |
i'm not going to list the substances i am on.
but i am stoned.:wtf: |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
i'm not going to list the substances i am on.
but i am stoned.:wtf: |
:eek:
lol
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
1/3 less fat original pringles, I swear, it just goes straight to my thighs, 1 lizard fuel sobe, 1 kings sized mars bar, and one king sized twix. And I have a tub of rolo ice cream should I need it. And I have a backup jug of iced tea. |
shiiiiit dude...that's a lot of crap, haha.
If I'm alone, fruit satisfies the sweet tooth...with friends, we always eat crap too, lol. Although they're out of season and stupid expensive now, a bowl of strawberries and blueberries when stoned is awesome.
well..."Half Baked" ice cream is even better...it was tested on potheads before it's 'final release', I'm sure...mmmmmmm! :D |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by timmyboy
hey hey hey easy there :)
its all about pipes and bongs... and friends who can roll :) minimizes effort which is key |
hahaha...spoken like a true lazymuthafukkapothead ;) :D
pipes rule...effortless.
Spam...I got into online poker for a while (not for real money) while blitzed out of my mind...the scary part is that I did rather well and combined with the poker on tv in the background, I started thinking I was pretty badass..."yeah, I could make some real money!"...thank god for coming down, hahaha :rolleyes:
hmmmm...I think I posted that exact thought earlier in this thread somewhere...not that I'm going to scroll through 19 pages to find out :D |
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| timmyboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarkT
hahaha...spoken like a true lazymuthafukkapothead ;) :D
pipes rule...effortless.
Spam...I got into online poker for a while (not for real money) while blitzed out of my mind...the scary part is that I did rather well and combined with the poker on tv in the background, I started thinking I was pretty badass..."yeah, I could make some real money!"...thank god for coming down, hahaha :rolleyes:
hmmmm...I think I posted that exact thought earlier in this thread somewhere...not that I'm going to scroll through 19 pages to find out :D |
dude its all about minimizing effort
btw techno and alcohol REALLY go well together... live and learn i guess
haha poker is fun... tried it.. actually did pretty well but dont have the capital to actually play seriously. one of my buddies tho is doin very well with it... one time i saw him playing on acid and that was the scariest thing ever... he played so fast yet he managed to analyze every lil detail.... just goes to show that "expanding your mind" is useful |
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| MarkT |
haha...poker on acid...wow. Alcohol and techno...hmmmm...pot, poker and funky prog works for me...Sander and Zabiela were my DJs of choice :)
I think I pissed off people at the table once...I was doing well...someone made a lame excuse about being tired or something...I laughed and said I had a martini on the go, had smoked a huge cannon just before playing and was stoned out of my mind, with some Sander K thumpin' in the background...they got pretty pissed...ie. upset they were losing to someone who was trashed and having a good time :D
I wouldn't play for real money either...too easy to get sucked in and lose a lot, really quick. People playing for big money are very different than clowns (like me) playing on a free site ;) |
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| timmyboy |
| its all about taunting ppl when playing poker... thats 50% of the fun... :haha: |
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| Spam |
You have to give out the respect to those that just want to get trashed as quickly as possible (IE. Pipers and Bong-smokers). But thems think they're the REAL lazy pot-heads. But they miss that fact that it's actually MORE work to smoke out of a pipe/bong... always have to keep re-lighting and making sure your lighter works, they don't realize that rolling a joint is an INVESTMENT in lazy. The 5 minutes it takes to roll (if you're slow) trumps the repeated packing and lighting of a bong or pipe, plus rolling is an art form that can be showed off :) Long, skinny and lasts forever VS Short, fat and s you up off a few hits, the eternal debate!
NOTHING... and I mean NOTHING beats sitting back for 10 minutes with a perfectly rolled joint being passed around a group of fellow stoners. Or sitting back in your lazy-boy tokin on a spliff. No effort to smoke a joint, just pure, pot-headed laziness! |
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| oldschool420 |
| hahahaha i love it, that's awesome!! |
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