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TA's Official Stoner Thread (pg. 5)
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| dallasstar |
| quote: | Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl
Seriously, I think they really DO glow (but I'll have to try again just to be sure--once I buy I new blacklight bulb). It looked like the flavoring powder is what was causing them to glow. |
it probably was! |
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| Nemireck |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Elyot
I'm not stoned... in fact, I'm not a stoner, but that's the FUNNIEST DAMN POST I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!! |
:D ;) :D
Just a little while ago I dug this story up that I wrote one of the first times I was stoned... Enjoy!!!
The Ongoing Adventures of Pizza and Greg
One day, my friend pizza went to greg's house to order a burger. he knocked on the door and asked 'yo! sup, bling bling ringer foodsers?' and greg said 'sure, buddy. help your boot.' so pizza used the phone and said 'yeah, i'm at greg's house.' and then mr. moo came over and greg said 'you're the ugliest cow i've ever seen!' and mr. moo said 'moo' and greg said 'you're not a cat! you lied to me!' greg followed up this comment by screaming 'I HATE YOU STUPID COW!' and mr. moo said 'moo' then pizza said 'shiddy bee da bidniz day greg bling.' and greg walked into the woods. then pizza's burger delivery copter set down on the pool and dropped the secret sauce into an inner tube. greg was excited to know that he had a freshly filled innertube of secret sauce, so he left the woods. greg then found himself a spatula and a decoder ring, which he promptly combined to create a microwave oven. he used the radiation from the microwave oven to create a small race of mutant toads which he ordered to kill mr. moo and pizza. then he aimed the radiation at the copter and blew it up. thus, greg had righteously gained an inner tube full of secret sauce. |
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| jpgrdnr |
Today was sort of like get up, drink coffee and then smoke herb. Music. Around 4pm ish -10pm. Groceries around 11pm. More coffee. And now more herb.
I think I stared at my Armin/IM ticket...and went "woah" and then "wicked".
Conversation with others amounted to:
"Yeah so I think I'm goin to roll a fatty then...after I eat."
"So you want more?"
"Yeah...I dunno. Whatever."
"Dude, where's my pipe?"
"I borrowed it."
"Oh yeah. Wicked."
"Where the f*!k is my lighter? I guess the bbq lighter will do..."
"The flame is pretty cool on this thing."
etc etc. |
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| jpgrdnr |
Oh yeah. One word.
OREOS |
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| Sly_Guy |
Last night's conversation piece
'Dude, we could go see Hero right now.'
'yeah let's go see Hero, we'll smoke again before we go in'
*After realizing none of us are in any condition to drive*
'let's go for dim sum'
'no, let's go to China'
Then we argued about the profitability of opeing a 24hour dim sum fast food joint. Then we argued about the sketchiness that it would potentially attract. |
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| disko-kandi |
k, Richard, ~look familiar?
Richard: Bla bla bla blaa bla blaaaaa ...
Silke: Baby, shut up, ... come here and kiss me!
Richard: Aaaw, why did you say thaat?
2 seconds later ...
Silke: Why did I say What?!?
i swear i was a strong '1'!! :D :D :D
:stongue: :stongue: :happy2: :crazy: |
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| richard raiban |
| quote: | Originally posted by disko-kandi
k, Richard, ~look familiar?
Richard: Bla bla bla blaa bla blaaaaa ...
Silke: Baby, shut up, ... come here and kiss me!
Richard: Aaaw, why did you say thaat?
2 seconds later ...
Silke: Why did I say What?!?
i swear i was a strong 1!!:D :D
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more like a STRONG 1???!!! you forgot a "0" after the 1
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| disko-kandi |
| quote: | Originally posted by richard raiban
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
more like a STRONG 1???!!! yoiu forgot a "0" after the 1
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| dallasstar |
^^^^
hee hee u guys |
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| Sly_Guy |
Other pieces of conversation from last night's stoner escapades:
'The sketchiest job in the world must be to drop off dead bodies from the hospital to the funeral home at like 3am [after seeing an ambulance drive out of a funeral home's parking lot]'
'wait the sketchiest job in the world would be the guy waiting for the delivery'
'Imagine if you were one of those labratory monkeys involved in drug testing. They'd pump you so full of drugs and you'd never know why you're so ed up.' |
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| Chinaman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
Last night's conversation piece
'Dude, we could go see Hero right now.'
'yeah let's go see Hero, we'll smoke again before we go in'
*After realizing none of us are in any condition to drive*
'let's go for dim sum'
'no, let's go to China'
Then we argued about the profitability of opeing a 24hour dim sum fast food joint. Then we argued about the sketchiness that it would potentially attract. |
All-day dim sum, classic :D |
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| AwakenedAddict |
MMM had some stoned trailer park boys watching and pool playing (my cue stick bit me, i swear!) tonight...
ahh goodtimes |
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