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TA's Official Stoner Thread (pg. 2)
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| Kytracid |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarkT
ever have to resist the urge to post when you're really stoned? sometimes I re-read some of the crap I type here and elsewhere and wonder if I should have the pot equivalent of a breathalyser disabler thing on my keyboard :D (yes, that is the full technical term for that piece of equipment, lol) |
LOL. So true ! I have a general rule. No going online of at least 30 minutes after i'm blitzed (the time frame is actually more flexible depending on the type of chronic i've smoked ). The reason is similar to yours, except i know i've actually read posts and written responses to something that was completely ass backwards. It happened once, and luckily i was able to delete my post without getting flammed for it because it was so late at night. Thereafter, the rule was set in stone...no posting when i'm stonned. I'm pretty dumb as is, definately don't need the handicap of being high wieghing me down.
Besides...whose gonna waste a good buzz typing. That comes dangerously close to doing some actual work, and every good pothead knows the only work to be done when you're high requires operating the clicker, and digging into a big bag of chips...and maybe some fondling, if you're lucky nuff to have something squeezeable sitting next to you ;) |
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| BTG |
| i was stoned today.like everyday. |
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| Pettiscool |
whats going on?@?@?
8 minutes til l 4'20 |
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| Chinaman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
k currently, I am not stoned, but some of the ideas I've come up with the last several times I was high:
'The incas were the first ghetto, they had weed, they had crack, and a million people a day died in their cities'
'imagine if you were the first person to bring back drugs from another planet. Like glowing green mushrooms from mars. You'd be the coolest ever, like, you'd tell everyone 'try this out, you'll get so ed' and everyone would be like 'yoooooooo, this is so cool'
'skunks are the most ed up creatures from evolution, seriously, what anmal uses it's flatulance as a natural defense?'
Perrin, I'm looking for help on some of these ideas, I swear you me and randal come up with the most ed up when we're high.
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I can see this thread blow up real fast. |
BAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH!
Oh man, the stoner comments! Hmm, I the ones that you've written above are the classics, no doubt. I'll have to think about other stupid things we've said.
Here's to Lollipop-Lessard missions!!
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| Flec |
how about this one, To box a box, is the act of making boxes ( just folding them properly)
i explained my job to someone as i had to box the boxes, LOL |
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| Form&Funktion |
| How do baby squirrels get....................ahhhhhhh forget what I was gonna say...............mmmmmmmm Doritos |
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| samhouse |
| i cant post till tmrw night :( |
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| voodoochild |
I have one rule( for the day )- wait til after 10 am. So I have nicely joined the ranks.
Me and my regular smoke partner have attempted to solve many world problems when high. These include world hunger( well we stopped short cos we'd be grabbing food out of hungry peoples hands what with the munchies phenomenon) . and then we tried some solutions to the Middle East conflict only to have giggled thru the part where we put Sharon and Arafat in one room where two enter and one leave. Our bet's on Arafat as he is one mean street fighter mofo. We leave the petty stuff to people like Sly_guy and Cinaman- as important as those things are.:D :D :D Its just that in our infinite wisdom we feel the urge to deal with uhhhh bigger issues. Does this make sense to anyone....:crazy: oh wait this doesn't have to make sense.
Hail to pot gods and goddesses!!!!
nice thread. |
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| Sly_Guy |
^^^^
That's like the definition of the 'red eye jedi' right there. Using the THC force for wisdom and knowledge. |
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| voodoochild |
FAWK! Were we all in the same room hanging- we could potentially solve all of world's mysteries, problems etc :D :D
Folks! we have right before us the brighest of the best :p
Its scary which direction this thread could go or NOT!
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| rabbitjoker |
| Huh? Wha? Oh.... |
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| Dr. Z |
Once I spent 4 hours, (a trip) pondering on the word 'why' .
If you're interested in my conclusions, pm me. |
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