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Long distance relationships (pg. 15)
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| colonelcrisp |
| as long as your thinking of her while your rail some other chick its not cheating. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| wow mark you sound worse then me. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | | quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I'm pretty certain Lira forced it to work merely to spite all of us naysayers. er. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
So you mean Lira's a limpdick? Jeez, what a mean thing to say about a mod, squirrelly - and in his very own thread, too! |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Oh, so now he's just some naive bookworm with a low libido? I'm really getting tired of your constant slights towards him. |
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By the way, after eleven months or so of celibacy, I don't think I'm eligible to be a fucker, Hal... and, [TMI] given the fact that the internet is a marvellous reservoir of naked bottoms and nude bosoms, I can firmly say Willy is not feeling down [/TMI] :p
(There's nothing I can say against being a naïve bookworm, though, hehe. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
lulsimo
| quote: | Marilyn Manson's Rules On Cheating from The Long, Hard Road Out Of Hell
Though we have a reputation as flagrant plunderers of all the free and expensive that come with being a rock star, the truth is that we are all completely faithful to our girlfriends. I can honestly say that I have never cheated on my girlfriend. And that’s because I play by the rules, which are listed below for your use and edification.]
1. You can squeeze fake because they’ are not actually real, so you’re not cheating.
2. If you don’t remember their name it doesn’t count.
3. If you don’t call them afterwards it doesn’t count.
4. Blow jobs don’t count – they’re like handshakes and autographs.
5. If you cuddle, you’re cheating.
6. If you are in a time zone that is ahead of the time zone your girlfriend is in, use the following equation to determine whether or not you’ve cheated: Let X be the time difference between the two countries and let Y be the number of hours that have elapsed since you slept with another woman. If you talk to your girlfriend and Y < X, then you haven’t cheated because it hasn’t happened yet. If Y > X, you cheated.
7. If you are in Europe, Canada, South America or Japan, your marriage license is not valid. So you can sleep with anyone you want.
8. If you someone the night before seeing your girlfriend, it’s okay because it’s just practice to make sure you don’t prematurely ejaculate with your girlfriend.
9. If it was part of a public performance, it doesn’t count.
10. If you’re doing it to help your career, it doesn’t count.
11. If you remember the name of a girl that someone else had a one-night stand with, then you cheated because you thought about it more than the person who got laid did. If you don’t have a girlfriend, this just makes you desperate, and counts as one cheat against your future girlfriend.
12. If it’s someone’s birthday, it doesn’t count (especially if it is your own).
13. If the girl has a tattoo with your name on it, then it’s just common courtesy to have sex with her.
14. If you have anal sex with someone else it doesn’t count because it’s not coitus (unless you’re dating Morrissey).
15. If she has the same name as your girlfriend, it’s not cheating – or if the first letter of her name is that same. If neither of these apply, spritz her with your girlfriend’s favourite scent before having sex and you’re all right.
16. If you tell them you respect them in the morning and mean it, you’re gay.
Rules I’ve broken: None. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
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By the way, after eleven months or so of celibacy, I don't think I'm eligible to be a fucker, Hal... and, [TMI] given the fact that the internet is a marvellous reservoir of naked bottoms and nude bosoms, I can firmly say Willy is not feeling down [/TMI] :p
(There's nothing I can say against being a naïve bookworm, though, hehe. |
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Alright, alright, a fair point.
Marcus, if you need any, you know...help... I just want you to know... tubularbills is always there for you. Ania, too. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Marcus, if you need any, you know...help... I just want you to know... tubularbills is always there for you. Ania, too. |
Come on, I doubt Will has any good porn, a hurricane probably swept his porn stash away and he's still trying to take revenge against the weather :mad: :D
Now, Ania, on the other hand, and with no pun intended... |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I just don't want to think about this any further. You win. |
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| Lira |
| w00t! Do I get a biscuit? Or a golden star for that? |
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| squirrelly |
| hahahhahahaa at the rules of cheating :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| When I dated a guy only an hour away from me, even that was far enough apart that every time I'd visit I'd get the good butterflies in my stomach. Certainly made for an epic romance. Too bad he was actually an emotionally retarded ing idiot. Lulz. |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
after eleven months or so of celibacy |
Your penis must be crying. |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rose
Your penis must be crying. |
He already said he filled the spare time with porn :o
Although that will be a short first round when they DO see each other! :stongue: |
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