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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 11)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by stella
...opening my eyes to see, to my horror, 2 scout leaders loading the minibus with about 20 little club scouts they’d taken on a night hike! I jumped with such a start my girlfriend got choked. All the kids sitting by the windows where looking down watching what was going on. Aaaah!... |
ROTFLMAO. I wonder if Julie Spyder was in the minibus? :eyes:
I have my own tale 2 tell. My 1st gf up from NYC for the weekend was sleeping in the guest bedroom. I sneak in and start givin her some oral. My mom bust comes in unannounced to ask if she needs another blanket. Luckly its winter and there is a comforter on the bed so... I'm like in between her legs with no where to go. Praying she doesn't investigate lump under the blanks between her legs. Well anyways my mom didn't say anything but I think she was playing dumb cause she didn't want to know... My gf politely declined (it was plenty hot under there...) and my Mom left(thx god). Put this X-file under almost busted.
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| stella |
| quote: | LMAO. I'll be there next summer....
Can you wait that long? |
For you, I'm sure heaven can wait.
| quote: | | ROTFLMAO. I wonder if Julie Spyder was in the minibus? |
Are you suggesting Julie Spyder is a cub scout :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| TrAZ |
well its not a great story but...
i was at my ex girlfriends house and we were watching a movie downstairs, and it was dark and just me and her...so i decided to finger her a bit under the blanket...while i was in the act her father came downstairs to talk to us and i didnt have enough time to take it out...so there we are me and her talking to her father, while i have my fingers up her vagina under the covers...so being the jackass i am, i thought it would be funny to keep doing my "job" while we talked to her father for 5 minutes..oh it was hilarious for me but not for her.
also another tramatic thing is when you barge in on your family members in the act. This is very painful memory to look back on but when i was in junior high a long time ago, i came home one day during school at lunch to get something, and i could hear noises downstairs..ting my pants i thought someone was breakin in (my sister was supposed to be at school) and it was coming from my sisters bedroom. So being me i sneak downstairs to her room and i could still hear noises and i see the light is on and shadows moving...so ting my pants i get the get the idea to scare this burglar..so being the tough guy i thought i was i slowly open the door and let out a loud yell.....thus my sister and her boyfriend having sex.....i ran all the way back to school...and didnt talk to her for 2 weeks. I still cant masturbate right after that. :nervous: |
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| TranceSeeker |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrAZ
also another tramatic thing is when you barge in on your family members in the act. This is very painful memory to look back on but when i was in junior high a long time ago, i came home one day during school at lunch to get something, and i could hear noises downstairs..ting my pants i thought someone was breakin in (my sister was supposed to be at school) and it was coming from my sisters bedroom. So being me i sneak downstairs to her room and i could still hear noises and i see the light is on and shadows moving...so ting my pants i get the get the idea to scare this burglar..so being the tough guy i thought i was i slowly open the door and let out a loud yell.....thus my sister and her boyfriend having sex.....i ran all the way back to school...and didnt talk to her for 2 weeks. I still cant masturbate right after that. :nervous: |
LOL !!! |
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| stella |
| quote: | | I still cant masturbate right after that. |
As I've said before, If you don't enjoy masturbation you've only got yourself to blame. :) |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrAZ
also another tramatic thing is when you barge in on your family members in the act. This is very painful memory to look back on but when i was in junior high a long time ago, i came home one day during school at lunch to get something, and i could hear noises downstairs..ting my pants i thought someone was breakin in (my sister was supposed to be at school) and it was coming from my sisters bedroom. So being me i sneak downstairs to her room and i could still hear noises and i see the light is on and shadows moving...so ting my pants i get the get the idea to scare this burglar..so being the tough guy i thought i was i slowly open the door and let out a loud yell.....thus my sister and her boyfriend having sex.....i ran all the way back to school...and didnt talk to her for 2 weeks. I still cant masturbate right after that.
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OUCH!!!!!:wtf: Must've been a painful experience. |
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| vito |
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good thread, keep it coming |
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| arjoderoon |
wha this thread is hilarious!
glad i dont have any experiences with that. if i would get caught doing it for the first time, im affraid i get so scared i won't even dare to try it again.. |
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| SoulSupply |
| make this thread a sticky for gods sake, its freakin hilarioius! |
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| _The_Storm_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by SoulSupply
make this thread a sticky for gods sake, its freakin hilarioius! |
yeah.. just laughed a lot by reading the whole 9 pages.. one of the most hilarious threads I ever read here. pity i don't have anything to add here but my life's just too boring.. |
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| Endlesswave |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
are you offering something? ;) |
Mebbe I am? ;) We're getting Talla 2XLC up here in Nov at Viva (www.vivanightclub.com) talk to rubyriva she should be coming. Going to be an awesome party! :D |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by stella
Are you suggesting Julie Spyder is a cub scout :eek: :eek: :eek: |
opps my bad, she's a girl scout leader(or so i've been told) hehehe
*homer simpson voice "....mmmmm girl scout cookies" |
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