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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 14)
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| mr_smidge |
Here's a little story that happened to me around 6 months ago which I think is amusing..
Me and my girlfriend, who I've now broken up with, were sleeping in her bed, and in the morning for some reason she must have still been feeling horny, and so we got going at about 9am in the morning there, trying of course to keep nice and quiet seeing as the rest of her family was either asleep or downstairs (thin ceilings!)..
Obviously we were too quiet because her dad walked in obviously thinking that nothing was going on, as we were right in the middle of it. He was reading a newspaper, eyes fixed on it as he walked in, and said "By the way I've fixed the clutch on your car..." and then looked up to see us (frozen) and without even pausing for thought he quickly turned around finishing "... but I can see you're a little busy right now so I'll tell you later", and shut the door.
I got the "You're ing my daughter" look for about a week but luckily both her parents thought it was quite amusing after that.
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And here's another, less amusing one:
At a biiig house party held by one of my friends who just happens to own a bloody massive mansion house in the country, I noticed my girlfriend (same girl as previous story) hadn't been around for the last hour or so, and I was wondering where she was... I walked into the front garden, walking along the front of the house. Nobody else was out the front, and it was dark. Suddenly, the flashlights came on, lighting up a friend's car... The windows were all steamed up, but shockingly, inside I saw my girlfriend and that friend both with very little clothing...
Apparently I went into shock but I don't remember much else of that night.. not a nice thing to happen. |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr_smidge
At a biiig house party held by one of my friends who just happens to own a bloody massive mansion house in the country, I noticed my girlfriend (same girl as previous story) hadn't been around for the last hour or so, and I was wondering where she was... I walked into the front garden, walking along the front of the house. Nobody else was out the front, and it was dark. Suddenly, the flashlights came on, lighting up a friend's car... The windows were all steamed up, but shockingly, inside I saw my girlfriend and that friend both with very little clothing...
Apparently I went into shock but I don't remember much else of that night.. not a nice thing to happen. |
ouch! sorry m8 that had to be bad |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr_smidge
And here's another, less amusing one:
At a biiig house party held by one of my friends who just happens to own a bloody massive mansion house in the country, I noticed my girlfriend (same girl as previous story) hadn't been around for the last hour or so, and I was wondering where she was... I walked into the front garden, walking along the front of the house. Nobody else was out the front, and it was dark. Suddenly, the flashlights came on, lighting up a friend's car... The windows were all steamed up, but shockingly, inside I saw my girlfriend and that friend both with very little clothing...
Apparently I went into shock but I don't remember much else of that night.. not a nice thing to happen. |
that sucks - not cool at all. :whip: |
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| mr_smidge |
Not only that, but I had to spend the next two weeks in Ibiza with that bloke with whom she cheated on me.
The holiday was still fantastic of course. Mauro Picotto pinched my friend's arse... :) |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr_smidge
Not only that, but I had to spend the next two weeks in Ibiza with that bloke with whom she cheated on me.
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Double ouchy! Did you kick his ass? |
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| mr_smidge |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Sunburn
Double ouchy! Did you kick his ass? |
I didn't because I'm not a violent person.. but he did walk around Ibiza scared of what I might do to him for the whole time... |
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| TimeportE |
when my ex girlfriend were like together for like a month we were messing around upstairs in my bedroom, but suddenly i hear my mom coming upstairs walking towards my room, so i jump of the bed and slam the door shut just before she wanted to enter. good thing to because my girlfriend was topless and her jeans were unbuttoned..
made my mother think though! :D:D |
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| Maaz |
^^^ tsk, tsk, tsk... are you guys too horny to remember that you've got to lock the door before undressing? :p
| quote: | Originally posted by mr_smidge
Mauro Picotto pinched my friend's arse... :) |
hehe, priceless :stongue: |
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| TimeportE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
^^^ tsk, tsk, tsk... are you guys too horny to remember that you've got to lock the door before undressing? :p |
whehe, previous times my mother always stayed downstairs so i thought that she got the picture of what was going on, apparently not! :D |
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| mr_smidge |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
^^^ tsk, tsk, tsk... are you guys too horny to remember that you've got to lock the door before undressing? :p |
You lucky people with locks on your doors! |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr_smidge
You lucky people with locks on your doors! |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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