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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 15)
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| cHiLD |
I've got another Grandpa story for you!
last weekend me and my boy were going at it on the couch while his grandparents weren't home. well we were laying there cooling down, my clothes are all strewn about....when he looks out the window and there's Grandpa, walking to the door (the one we HADN'T remembered to lock of course) and he says "oh sh*t he's home!"
and now this is like a big picture window so grandpa probably saw everything....
but anyway i dove on the floor and grabbed my clothes, sprinted stark naked down the hall, and locked myself in the bathroom. once i caught my breath i cleaned myself up, got dressed, and finally opened the door......and there's grandpa...
this time he smiled at me and just shook his head, then walked away.... |
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| TranceLuver4evr |
LOL.........I just discover this thread. Funny stories BTW
Mine isn't funny but
Here's mine:
Me and girlfriend (ex) was driving down the road. All of the sudden, my GF have the idea of parking in an empty parking lot and have sex. It was pretty dark and late so I was like "OK". Next thing I did was pull into a empty constrution site and we both climb into the back seat and started going at it. In the middle of all this I open the window cuz it was getting hot and steamy
All of the sudden, I saw red and blue flashing lights behind my car. I said "FU*K" and I decide to multi-task........ put on my clothes, turn on the deforst and jump back in our front seat quickly
Me and my girlfriend was so nervous at the time............
With our partial cloths on........I open the window and here is our conversation:
Cop: "How are you doing tonite?"
Me: "Fine"
Cop: "Someone in the nearby neighbood is complaining that you guys are making too much noise"
10 seconds later, Me: "O really.........sorry sir" (I have no idea what to say)
Cop: "Can I see you and your friend's Driver's Licence"
Me: Handed him the stuff and thinking he would give me a ciation for excessive noise (???)
Cop: Handed our stuff back and said "I know what was going on...............Just make sure your friend don't get too loud. Close the window and turn on the air and deforst next time. Have a goodnite (with a smile on his face)"
Are you kidding me?..........my heart was pounding so hard, thinking we could get arrested for having sex in the car
I guess he was just making sure we were not underage and just wanna to keep the "noise" down
After this.........no more "action" in the car for me..........scar for life!!
hmm........BTW..........the construction site is now a church. Me and my ex always look at each other and laugh when we past by the church |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceLuver4evr
After this.........no more "action" in the car for me..........scar for life!!
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idk - i would take it as encouragement - you know you can get away with it, so why not? (just keep it quiet) |
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| Stanza |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceLuver4evr
LOL.........I just discover this thread. Funny stories BTW
Mine isn't funny but
Here's mine:
Me and girlfriend (ex) was driving down the road. All of the sudden, my GF have the idea of parking in an empty parking lot and have sex. It was pretty dark and late so I was like "OK". Next thing I did was pull into a empty constrution site and we both climb into the back seat and started going at it. In the middle of all this I open the window cuz it was getting hot and steamy
All of the sudden, I saw red and blue flashing lights behind my car. I said "FU*K" and I decide to multi-task........ put on my clothes, turn on the deforst and jump back in our front seat quickly
Me and my girlfriend was so nervous at the time............
With our partial cloths on........I open the window and here is our conversation:
Cop: "How are you doing tonite?"
Me: "Fine"
Cop: "Someone in the nearby neighbood is complaining that you guys are making too much noise"
10 seconds later, Me: "O really.........sorry sir" (I have no idea what to say)
Cop: "Can I see you and your friend's Driver's Licence"
Me: Handed him the stuff and thinking he would give me a ciation for excessive noise (???)
Cop: Handed our stuff back and said "I know what was going on...............Just make sure your friend don't get too loud. Close the window and turn on the air and deforst next time. Have a goodnite (with a smile on his face)"
Are you kidding me?..........my heart was pounding so hard, thinking we could get arrested for having sex in the car
I guess he was just making sure we were not underage and just wanna to keep the "noise" down
After this.........no more "action" in the car for me..........scar for life!!
hmm........BTW..........the construction site is now a church. Me and my ex always look at each other and laugh when we past by the church |
Man, imagine what would happened if the cop actually joined in for a threesome !
Haha, I guess I 've been reading too many porn stories.
Well, I reckon that cop sure has a story to tell for his fellow officers during off duty :) |
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| Raptor |
well this isn't that funny of a story at first but it was kinda of funny to me...
it was mid january or maybe later. so i went to this party where robert miles was spinning (utter i must say) later that night i bumped into my ex gf. later on that night feeling, horny as hell i asked her if she wanted to go back to my friends house for a after party or something. it got late everyone went to sleep and i relized i had nowhere to sleep besides my friends little brother room. his little brother was about 11 at the time, not giving a we started messing around. she said "we shouldn't be doing this" i was like don't worry hes a heavy sleeper i think. so i nudged him with my foot to see if he would wake up.
so one thing led to another we started going at it for about 4 hrs. it was about 6 am my friends mom started kicking on the door yelling "why is this door locked" so i covered her up right away and did the same for myself and unlocked the door. later on that day my friends little brother woke up and saw my ex gf...
first thing he said was "YOU GOT SOME LAST NIGHT HUH?" embarrassed as i was, i said "NO" with a cheeky smile. my friends knew i was shagging her all night and stuff. i told them damn i feel bad i did that infront of your little brother and he replied "no worries i've done it infront of him also then he named his older brother and one of my other friends did the same thing too... |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Raptor
his little brother was about 11 at the time, not giving a we started messing around. |
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
:D |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Raptor
first thing he said was "YOU GOT SOME LAST NIGHT HUH?" embarrassed as i was, i said "NO" with a cheeky smile. my friends knew i was shagging her all night and stuff. i told them damn i feel bad i did that infront of your little brother and he replied "no worries i've done it infront of him also then he named his older brother and one of my other friends did the same thing too... |
see, that child is going to be completely warped now and think it is ok to have sex with other ppl in the room! :whip: |
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| k.k.d. |
| quote: | | Man, imagine what would happened if the cop actually joined in for a threesome ! |
remind me an old (and not very funny) joke:
A couple is having sex in a parked car, suddenly, they hear a knock on the window. There stands a cop, and says:
- It's illegal to have sex in public places, so I'll have to take you both in... That is, unless I'm next "here".. :)
The guy in the car smiles and says:
- Cool!!!
- ???
- Never tried ing a cop before :p |
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| DJ JonBoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
You guys have funny expressions in English: I never thought could be scared :D |
You guys have funny backward notions in espania: I never thought scarred could be !!!! signed: English |
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| DarkTrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ JonBoy
You guys have funny backward notions in espania: I never thought scarred could be !!!! signed: English |
f00l he isn't from spain, he is from brasil and if you translated it it would be the same damn thing, so if your saying that then ur the one thats a f00l and is ing up in the spainish grammer and putting the adj first |
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| cycloptor |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkTrance
f00l he isn't from spain, he is from brasil and if you translated it it would be the same damn thing, so if your saying that then ur the one thats a f00l and is ing up in the spainish grammer and putting the adj first |
dood be chill... t'was friendly banter. no need to get all up in his business and ms. cleo would say. |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ JonBoy
You guys have funny backward notions in espania |
TA's culture service presents: Brazil
Brazil is the largest South American country, its capital is Brasilia, and it is 5000 km far from Madrid, in Spain. The country was discovered in 1500 by Pedro Álvares Cabral, a Portuguese Explorer, and therefore, it was colonised by the Portuguese people. Portugese people are known for speaking a very weird language called Portuguese, and, for some strange reason, Brazilian people still speak this language, which sounds as Spanish as a French tourist speaking Italian :D |
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