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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 2)
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| DJ-Ande |
| quote: | Originally posted by bassaholix
"It looks like you ain't got no pants on there buddy!"
Now this is the funniest ive ever heard... |
lol that is funny e
how f00king embarrased must u have been, omg, i bet that moment stays with u for the rest of your life........omg i would have been so f00king embarrased i wouldn't have known what 2 do!!!!!!!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: |
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| Blik |
| wtf were you thinking having sex while her parents and her brother are downstairs :p |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| quote: | Originally posted by Blik
wtf were you thinking having sex while her parents and her brother are downstairs :p |
cuz we've done like that a million times before and they never bothered us, unfortunatly this time her brother didn't know i was in the house and upstairs with her |
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| Eugene |
| Stories like these inspire me :D |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
Stories like these inspire me :D |
to what? finally get laid?:haha:
jp bro |
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| skip |
that story was so great! first hilarious as hell, then sad, then the happy ending!
my contribution:
my mom had gone out, so there was nobody in the house except my and my girlfriend!
we had no intentions of doing anything sexual that time, because my girlfriend had her perioids! so we were just doing nothing!
i decided to go to shower. when i came from the shower and went in to my room, my girlfriend tought that it was a good idea to tease me a bit and give me a blowjob maybe! so i was lying in my bed and my girlfriend was teasing me, and then zap!
my mom comes in the front door of our house! and my room right next to the front door! we had forget the door of my room open, so my mom saw what was going on! me there, my dick hard and my girlfriend going for it! damn! i was so ashamed!
and my mom gets embarrassed ass hell, not knowing what to do, so she just stands there and then she asks:
what do you want for dinner?
aaaaarrgghh!! . didn't eat dinner that day, too ashamed too see my mom! |
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| cycloptor |
| quote: | Originally posted by skip
that story was so great! first hilarious as hell, then sad, then the happy ending!
my contribution:
my mom had gone out, so there was nobody in the house except my and my girlfriend!
we had no intentions of doing anything sexual that time, because my girlfriend had her perioids! so we were just doing nothing!
i decided to go to shower. when i came from the shower and went in to my room, my girlfriend tought that it was a good idea to tease me a bit and give me a blowjob maybe! so i was lying in my bed and my girlfriend was teasing me, and then zap!
my mom comes in the front door of our house! and my room right next to the front door! we had forget the door of my room open, so my mom saw what was going on! me there, my dick hard and my girlfriend going for it! damn! i was so ashamed!
and my mom gets embarrassed ass hell, not knowing what to do, so she just stands there and then she asks:
what do you want for dinner?
aaaaarrgghh!! . didn't eat dinner that day, too ashamed too see my mom! |
hahahahahahaha:stongue: now thats a story... my girlfriend and i have had a few close calls with my mom coming home from work but nothing like that...hahaha...priceless |
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| Blik |
| quote: | Originally posted by skip
and my mom gets embarrassed ass hell, not knowing what to do, so she just stands there and then she asks:
what do you want for dinner?
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
WHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is the funniest I've heard in my life |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
"She talks in her sleep too much. She was like yelling and swearing for like an hour and I couldnt sleep. I dont know how you could handle it." |
*falls off the chair*
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I wish I was there to listen to this explanation! That must've been the funniest thing ever!
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by skip
my mom comes in the front door of our house! and my room right next to the front door! we had forget the door of my room open, so my mom saw what was going on! me there, my dick hard and my girlfriend going for it! damn! i was so ashamed!
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what do you want for dinner?
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*still on the floor*
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
I've got no words for this one!
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| Mail Man |
unlucky u 2 guys..
bloody parents lol |
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