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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 24)
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| waxHead |
| quote: | | Just after the start of the end credits the recording stops, goes a bit fuzzy and then forms into a picture............. and theres Dad banging Mum senseless. He even turned round to the camera and grinned! |
oh good god.... I think I broke something from laughing so hard :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Tranc3 |
Ok so this is a "walk-in on your roomate jackin it" story...except it's my friend and his roomate.
So his roomate (call him Poindexter...that was his nickname) usually went to bed after my friend did (call him Jordache...nickname again), except Poindexter would stay up playing on his computer. Nothing to get suspicious of, even though he had the monitor turned towards his bed and he'd be lying in bed while playing games. Still, nothing to be too suspicious of, the bed was a hell of a lot more comfortable than the chairs they provided. Plus if you got tired and wanted to go to sleep you just shut off the comp and that's it. No getting up to walk to bed or any of that.
So one night my friend Jordache wakes up and notices that the covers are abnormally high, that is, there's a bit of a tent in Poindexter's bed. He opens his eyes a bit more and realizes Poindexter has one leg up so his knee makes a tent. Needless to say my friend Jordache is pretty sickened by the realization of what's going on while he's in the same room. So he decides he's going to try to get him back.
A few weeks later Jordache goes home for the weekend and comes back early. He quietly places his bags and stuff down in the hallway and gets his suitemates and they quietly walk up to his door, (which is obviously locked, but he was counting on it). So he takes out his key and quick as hell puts it into the lock and opens the door and sees Poindexter reaching for a box of kleenex, a movie full-screen on his computer (although it had just started, no clothes were removed yet). Needless to say it gave Poindexter a huge scare.
Later on, continuing in the tradition of stopping your fellow suitemates from jacking off (this time in the shower...there were 3 showers shared by 10-12 people) they decided to create something called a "shower check." Basically it involves sneaking into the bathroom when someone is taking a shower and banging on the door as hard as you can while shouting "shower check, mother ******!" A few times the door was hit so hard that it swung open, not a pretty sight:( The worst though was when they'd pour cold water over the wall into the shower without any warning at all, that takes away any incentive you had before. |
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| paranoik0 |
| still hadn't read that story from Prototrance :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
here's a funny story.
i was getting a nice hj/bj at the movies, it was so good that i couldn't hold myself any longer.
So I came.
and it flew...
people were sitting 3 rows ahead
i was seeing everything in slow motion
it landed on the arm of some dude
he didn't notice
i laughed my ass of for the rest of the movie, then we left :D :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
wait.. it landed 3 rows ahead? :wtf: :nervous: |
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| ahlamalek |
| quote: | Originally posted by paranoik0
wait.. it landed 3 rows ahead? :wtf: :nervous: |
well yeah, back rows are a bit higher than front rows... so it helps a bit :D |
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| Spyder |
| quote: | Originally posted by wick
another one, but not that funny..
is me and my gf were ing in my car at some car park thingy. while we were going at it (windows fogged up to the ) we see a car come in and turn its high beams on. it was cops. they turned their siren on for a second and flashed their lights. so im trying to get my pants on.. one of the police dudes comes out knocks on the window.. i open the door and he said to my gf 'is everything alright here' and she said yeah. then they left, and we finished what we started :D |
i hear about that a lot.... couples go to a parking lot to have sex and a cop comes by and askes the girl if shes ok... its mostly cuz of rapage but i always wonder why dont they ask the guy wot if hes being raped.. hehehehe lol
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spyder
i hear about that a lot.... couples go to a parking lot to have sex and a cop comes by and askes the girl if shes ok... its mostly cuz of rapage but i always wonder why dont they ask the guy wot if hes being raped.. hehehehe lol
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Under Brazilian law, for example, guys can't be raped, because it's hard for a guy to have sex against his will.
This might be a reason :p |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
Under Brazilian law, for example, guys can't be raped, because it's hard for a guy to have sex against his will.
This might be a reason :p |
what about male/male rape? :nervous: |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
what about male/male rape? :nervous: |
It's considered sexual offense or something like that. The penalty is the same, but the name is different :p |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joker832
"What do you want for dinner?" Hahaha, omg, that's what she came up with, lol. |
how about "oh i'll pass on dinner mum. we've already gone on to desert"
first time i've seen this thread and it's gold! |
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| Psiweaver |
| this thread is ftw |
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| idoru |
| :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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