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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 23)
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| wick |
ive heard a story about a mate that was having sex with this chick, while his mate and another chick were having sex in the same car.
anyway, one of the guys is in the back seat (im guessing its a small car), with this chick on top of him ing her. his dick comes out of her, and he cant reach it and either can her. so he gets his mate to stick it back in for him and off they go again. lol
another one, but not that funny..
is me and my gf were ing in my car at some car park thingy. while we were going at it (windows fogged up to the ) we see a car come in and turn its high beams on. it was cops. they turned their siren on for a second and flashed their lights. so im trying to get my pants on.. one of the police dudes comes out knocks on the window.. i open the door and he said to my gf 'is everything alright here' and she said yeah. then they left, and we finished what we started :D |
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| Bmwm5lover |
| hahahhaha priceless.... |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by wick
another one, but not that funny..
is me and my gf were ing in my car at some car park thingy. while we were going at it (windows fogged up to the ) we see a car come in and turn its high beams on. it was cops. they turned their siren on for a second and flashed their lights. so im trying to get my pants on.. one of the police dudes comes out knocks on the window.. i open the door and he said to my gf 'is everything alright here' and she said yeah. then they left, and we finished what we started :D |
same thing happened to my buddy. except they pulled em out of the car seperated em and asked her if she really wanted to be doing that. hehe
after a few minutes they left and they finished what they started...good times. |
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| ahlamalek |
here's a funny story.
i was getting a nice hj/bj at the movies, it was so good that i couldn't hold myself any longer.
So I came.
and it flew...
people were sitting 3 rows ahead
i was seeing everything in slow motion
it landed on the arm of some dude
he didn't notice
i laughed my ass of for the rest of the movie, then we left :D :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| projektion- |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
We were previewing "A Man Apart", and since I think Vin Diesel is just flippin' sexy, I suggested we do the nasty in the theatre since it was only the two of us. (All the employee's were off doing whatever) Well, I got a little... *ahem* loud. About five employee's ran into the theatre to see if everything was okay... I think I'll leave the story at that. :toothless |
They all joined in? :rolleyes: |
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| -=M=- |
| this thread = all class |
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| SuperFarStucker |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
here's a funny story.
i was getting a nice hj/bj at the movies, it was so good that i couldn't hold myself any longer.
So I came.
and it flew...
people were sitting 3 rows ahead
i was seeing everything in slow motion
it landed on the arm of some dude
he didn't notice
i laughed my ass of for the rest of the movie, then we left :D :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
If that's true - class!! |
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| HardTrance81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by wick
another one, but not that funny..
is me and my gf were ing in my car at some car park thingy. while we were going at it (windows fogged up to the ) we see a car come in and turn its high beams on. it was cops. they turned their siren on for a second and flashed their lights. so im trying to get my pants on.. one of the police dudes comes out knocks on the window.. i open the door and he said to my gf 'is everything alright here' and she said yeah. then they left, and we finished what we started :D |
This happen to my friend and his gf too, but the cops didn't interupt. there were two cars in the lot. one with foggy windows, and the other was empty. So the cops ran the plates, and since both the cars belonged to the parents of my friends the cops called the parents and let them in on the info. Sure enough about 5 - 10 minutes later and both my buddy and his girl's parents stopped by and caught them bump'n uglies!
imagine being the girls father, and finding out through the cops that daddy's girl is a back seat beauty? ha ha ha..... thats right. make daddy proud! |
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| waxHead |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
So I came.
and it flew...
people were sitting 3 rows ahead
i was seeing everything in slow motion
it landed on the arm of some dude
he didn't notice
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AHAHAHAHA!!! absolutely one of the most hilarious things I've ever read :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| ahlamalek |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuperFarStucker
If that's true - class!! |
ya ya its true!! :o |
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| Turbonium |
| Banging and blowjobs in the theatre? LOL |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Prototrance
I just thought of another one! This is painful!! As it involves my parents.
I was 10 years old and my parents think I have forgotten about this and I dont even think that they thought I realised what was going on in the first place.
Anyway I wanted Teenwolf recording off the TV so my Dad went and got me a video from my parents room. We recorded the film successfully. Now you know when you wind the film back a bit after recording just to check if it has recorded ok???? Yeah well, me and mum and dad were all in the room when I did this check. Just after the start of the end credits the recording stops, goes a bit fuzzy and then forms into a picture............. and theres Dad banging Mum senseless. He even turned round to the camera and grinned!
I have never seen my parents move faster than when they both shot across the room for the remote control to stop the video.
I was sure something was going on so I checked the film about an hour later, but the offending activity had been recorded over with MTV.
I remain emotionally scarred to this day |
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