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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 16)
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| DJ Sunburn |
this week has sucked!
monday my gfs mom called my parents and told them about the walkin incident:(
my rents are pissed at me and im grounded forever!!! ugh!!!! |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Sunburn
my rents are pissed at me and im grounded forever!!! ugh!!!! |
You guys were doing it every day and they didn't know about it? :conf: Wow, you're pretty good, eh? :p By the way, what are you being grounded for? I've never seen anyone being grounded for shagging before... except for that guy who attacked a goat, but I don't believe that's your case :D I mean, if they're against your horny behaviour, a nice (and long) talk would be a nice idea... try to negotiate with them ;) (even though this will be incredibly embarassing for you :p) |
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| Trancey Ash |
Ahh these are absolute classics!
The one about the cops. Ha that was sooooo good.
ROFLMAO!!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| butterfly |
i have a new story...
so i got this new bf who really appreciates it when i am loud (which is good). so our first weekend together i think we woke up the whole apartment building. the second week i kept it way down cause his roomate had returned from vacation.
well after we were done one one night, he gets a call on his cell phone from his friend, saying "wow your new gf really is loud". so he asked how he knew we had just had sex and he said he had been on the phone with his roomate in the other room and heard me over the phone....
so i decided that from now on i am just not going to bother keeping it quiet cause there is just no point... |
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| DJ Chrono |
| how was that a walk in story? |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Chrono
how was that a walk in story? |
it isn't. but if you read this thread half of the stories aren't either. they are just amusing. |
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| mndeg |
| quote: | Originally posted by cycloptor
no. thats just wrong in my opinion. they dont even know what theyre doing. makes me wonder if their parents know what they are doing. |
WTF???????????????
edit:wrong quote
read 12 year old sex quote |
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| Vanilla |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
So i got this new bf who really appreciates it when i am loud (which is good). |
Really, what guy doesnt like it when a girl is loud? I know I do, it makes me feel like Im getting the job done right. Keep screamin' Butterfly |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
Really, what guy doesnt like it when a girl is loud? I know I do, it makes me feel like Im getting the job done right. Keep screamin' Butterfly |
ok, maybe you will be able to her me in canada.
but i do feel bad for his roomate. apparently he doesn't get quite as much sex as my bf does.... |
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| Vanilla |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
ok, maybe you will be able to her me in canada.
but i do feel bad for his roomate. apparently he doesn't get quite as much sex as my bf does.... |
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| HardTrance81 |
| Hows this....... i was 17 and i was at a pretty good poolside party out in the boonies about an hour from boston. some friends and I are making the rounds and were talking to some BANGIN girls, this night was a dream come true.... any how..... i was talking to this girl who in most cases would be way out of my league. i was 17 she 23, my buddy pulls me a aside and says that i couldn't sleep with her if my life depended on it. so, the bet was made. I promised my friends i would have her in the bed room by 1:00 am...... i kept the drinks moving and kept things on a real classy level and finally it came up.... she starts walking me around the house and showing her friends house to me and as soons as we were alone we started to kiss.... me trying to be smooth as possible kept it simple and to the point and it drove her crazy..... she starts tearing my clothes off telling me how the real women do it... she mounts... and a 17 year olds dreams come true.... any how when she first got on it was 12:50 and exactly at 1:00 the door bursts open and a whole group of my friends and people from the party turn the light on, run in and shout ERIK YOU DIRTY DAAWWG!!!!!!!! I have never seen a girl scramble for her clothes so quickly in my life.... lol every time i saw any one from that party the first words out of their mouth was dirty dog.... |
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| Furel |
Y'all got really funny stories... Heres mine:
I was at a party on the playground area of a friends building.After some drinks, me and my ex-gf get honry and decide to bang. Since we couldnt go upstairs to my friends apartment cause my his parents and family etc were there, I asked him where could I go. He said: Well, some floors of the building are empty, like the 7th. Go there... It sounded uncomfortable, but we couldnt help it anymore, so we just went there... So when we started making out, we threw our clothes all over the hall.... When I had her against the wall, and we were having sex for some minutes already, I hear the elevator coming up and stopping at the 7th floor. I think someone went there by mistake... It was a couple, husband and wife, about 40years old.... They saw all the clothes and me and my gf.... Damn.... I cant remember going from "bonner" to nothing faster than that day.... The lady was shocked and so was her husband... Off course!!!! Imagine if youre leaving the elevator with ur wife and the 1st thing you see is a guys hairy white ass! My gf got nervous too... Than the lady said: "Im sorry" and went back to the elevator again..... Man.... that sucked... I was so tense my hands started shaking.... You have no idea how that turned us down.... it was really bad... |
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