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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 20)
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| Silky Johnson |
Hmmmm...I don't know how to make a long story short...
Basically, I got caught having a threesome with my ex and his ex by his mother. The thing that makes it so terrible is that when it happened, I hadn't met his parents yet, we had only confirmed being prom dates. She would have had no idea who I was if I hadn't called my mother at 5 in the morning to tell her I was safe. She didn't answer when the phone rang, so instead called back. Of course his mother comes downstairs with the phone saying someone's mother is looking for Jennifer, and BAM! There were all three of our hot naked little bodies, sprawled across the two couches, which we had pushed together. I got up and said "that's me" (totally mortified of course), and grabbed the phone from her. Strangely, she just went right back upstairs. I guess she didn't want to let what she just saw sink in too long.
Oh yeah, and to top it all off...a week later I showed up at his house, all ready for the prom. Just imagine the look on his mother's face when I came in the door and introduced myself...
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| Delay Llama |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Hmmmm...I don't know how to make a long story short...
Basically, I got caught having a threesome with my ex and his ex by his mother. The thing that makes it so terrible is that when it happened, I hadn't met his parents yet, we had only confirmed being prom dates. She would have had no idea who I was if I hadn't called my mother at 5 in the morning to tell her I was safe. She didn't answer when the phone rang, so instead called back. Of course his mother comes downstairs with the phone saying someone's mother is looking for Jennifer, and BAM! There were all three of our hot naked little bodies, sprawled across the two couches, which we had pushed together. I got up and said "that's me" (totally mortified of course), and grabbed the phone from her. Strangely, she just went right back upstairs. I guess she didn't want to let what she just saw sink in too long.
Oh yeah, and to top it all off...a week later I showed up at his house, all ready for the prom. Just imagine the look on his mother's face when I came in the door and introduced myself...
:eyespop: :eyespop: :eyespop: |
Priceless :haha: |
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| Shad0wmaster |
| quote: | Originally posted by skip
and my mom gets embarrassed ass hell, not knowing what to do, so she just stands there and then she asks:
what do you want for dinner?
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my response: "how about a nice tall glass of GET THE OUT OF HERE!!!" |
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| halexander837 |
I have had one close call and that was back in 1996 in Florida.
My grandmother almost caught me while I was having sex with one of my female friends. Luckilly, the door was locked and she was wearing a diaphram. Did I spell that right?:conf: |
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| mezzir |
| best thread evar :D:D:D |
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| Resnick |
| quote: | Originally posted by CheRRy_Trance
my step-dad casually asks "did you at least get to finish?"
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omg funniest line in the whole tread !!!!!! |
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| HardTrance81 |
whoa, this thread came back from the dead.... I can't believe some one dug this up.
Great thread, great memories..... puts a big smile on my face to read these stories, each and every time. Encourage posting on this thread, tell everything. No one here really knows you in person so what are you worried about? Keep up the good work! |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Basically, I got caught having a threesome with my ex and his ex by his mother. The thing that makes it so terrible is that when it happened, I hadn't met his parents yet, we had only confirmed being prom dates. She would have had no idea who I was if I hadn't called my mother at 5 in the morning to tell her I was safe. She didn't answer when the phone rang, so instead called back. Of course his mother comes downstairs with the phone saying someone's mother is looking for Jennifer, and BAM! There were all three of our hot naked little bodies, sprawled across the two couches, which we had pushed together. .. |
I usually have witty response, but wow I'm speechless. :eek:
*turns around and goes back up stairs* |
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| DasBrotBesser |
I've got two stories, one of me and my ex getting caught, and the other is me walking in on my roomie jerkin it. I'll split the two up in case you want to skip one.
I wouldn't call us exhibitionists, but most of the time when we had sex it was in public. If it was in the summer we'd do it outside somewhere, and if it was winter, we'd try to do it in one of our houses. If we couldn't, we'd find some other place inside. One night after going to a movie, we decided to get some coffee from starbucks. For some reason we got horny right there and decided to use the starbucks bathroom (ffs!). Half-way through we started hearing banging in the main part of starbucks, but we didn't think anything of it. After we finished, we left the bathroom to find all of the chairs up and no one else in starbucks but the employees. We walk up to the front door where one of the guys was sweeping, and he looks up at us all confused. We said, "Can you open the door for us?". He goes, "You realize that we closed half an hour ago..." We go, "I know, just open the door." We bolted out of there so fast...
The other story: I came back from my girlfriend's apartment (current) to pick up something from my room. I noticed that my roomie's door was open a crack, so as always I walk in as I'm knockin to ask him a question. I guess he didn't hear me come in, cause when I turned the corner and started to ask whether he was still goin out tonight, I saw him jump up from the floor behind his bed, and I stopped mid-question when I saw him standing there with his shirt on and no pants, and some girl-on-girl close-up action on his monitor. He answered my question with a beat-red face and an embarassed grin by saying, "Yeah... f*cker." I just said ok and ran out of the room. |
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| ahlamalek |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Hmmmm...I don't know how to make a long story short...
Basically, I got caught having a threesome with my ex and his ex by his mother. The thing that makes it so terrible is that when it happened, I hadn't met his parents yet, we had only confirmed being prom dates. She would have had no idea who I was if I hadn't called my mother at 5 in the morning to tell her I was safe. She didn't answer when the phone rang, so instead called back. Of course his mother comes downstairs with the phone saying someone's mother is looking for Jennifer, and BAM! There were all three of our hot naked little bodies, sprawled across the two couches, which we had pushed together. I got up and said "that's me" (totally mortified of course), and grabbed the phone from her. Strangely, she just went right back upstairs. I guess she didn't want to let what she just saw sink in too long.
Oh yeah, and to top it all off...a week later I showed up at his house, all ready for the prom. Just imagine the look on his mother's face when I came in the door and introduced myself...
:eyespop: :eyespop: :eyespop: |
waaaaah, amazing :) |
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| anuneventrade |
We just got out of the shower and we knew that a friend was coming momentarily and would be calling through the front gate. We decided to go at it anyway. Three or four minutes into the sex, the phone rang from the front gate and he was let in. The front door wasn't locked. We kept going faster than I ever thought would be humanly possible. The guy walked into our apartment, walked towards our room, and shut the door without saying a word. :stongue: I do believe that was one of the best sex's I'd ever had, actually. :clown:
I worked as a manager at the movie theatre. The last shows were all playing and he brought me dinner. I let him in the office. There wasn't anyone really left. I think a grand total of four people were actually *in* the theatre. We went at it on the desk and suddenly the door opened. It was the GM... she had forgotten her purse. All she said to me later was next time to leave a "Do Not Disturb" sign outside of our office. ;)
We were previewing "A Man Apart", and since I think Vin Diesel is just flippin' sexy, I suggested we do the nasty in the theatre since it was only the two of us. (All the employee's were off doing whatever) Well, I got a little... *ahem* loud. About five employee's ran into the theatre to see if everything was okay... I think I'll leave the story at that. :toothless |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
We went at it on the desk and suddenly the door opened. It was the GM... she had forgotten her purse. All she said to me later was next time to leave a "Do Not Disturb" sign outside of our office... |
sounds like u got a cool boss most anyone else probably fire u on the spot for having sex @ work. |
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