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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 21)
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
We were previewing "A Man Apart", and since I think Vin Diesel is just flippin' sexy, I suggested we do the nasty in the theatre since it was only the two of us. (All the employee's were off doing whatever) Well, I got a little... *ahem* loud. About five employee's ran into the theatre to see if everything was okay... I think I'll leave the story at that. :toothless |
Okay, wtf? Frankly I'd be turned off by the knowledge that a girl wanted to do it because she was thinking about some crappy actor. I at least hope you didn't call out Vin Diesel's name in the heat of the moment.
Also, thanks for letting us know how great the sex was. |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I at least hope you didn't call out Vin Diesel's name in the heat of the moment. |
It's not that hard to fix:
- Yes, Yes, Oh anuneventrade
- Yes, Yes, Oh Vin...
- Vin? My name is John!
- Don't be stupid, "Vin" is "I'm cuming" in latin.
- Ah, never mind then.
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| Mod1 |
my mate was having a wank and his mum walked in on him..
no real original twist there you may think, but get this..
he had a sock soaked in Tip-Ex thinner in his mouth..
how the would you explain that one?:eek: |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mod1
my mate was having a wank and his mum walked in on him..
no real original twist there you may think, but get this..
he had a sock soaked in Tip-Ex thinner in his mouth..
how the would you explain that one?:eek: |
A) Why did he tell you this?
B) What was his explanation?
C) What the hell is tip-ex? |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
C) What the hell is tip-ex? |
correction fluid. |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mod1
how the would you explain that one?:eek: |
"Would you believe if I said that scientists say thinners can make your orgasm last longer? I'm trying to find out how to get better results". |
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| Mod1 |
| well i know for a fact that sex on poppers is ing ace, you get a real head rush when you cum! i almost pass out!!:tongue3 |
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| Mod1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
A) Why did he tell you this?
B) What was his explanation?
C) What the hell is tip-ex? |
a>the ability to laugh at yourself is a great asset to a person (as well as being funny as to your mates) if its funny...tell the story, even if its at your own expense...
b>i cant remember , but it was funny as .. ill ask him next time i see him if i remember
c> as the other dude said..correction fluid |
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| KilldaDJ |
haha
i dont want some tosser to walk in while im doing my bitch, i would probably kill him or run after him naked (which to some,this may seem rather different...) then i kill him.
then i go back and finish the job :p |
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| DJ Mil0 |
The old ones to long so i decided to start a new one, to get it going heres one that happened to a couple of freinds of mine,
I got told this by the girl in this story when we were talking about using phones as vibrators ( jokeing around lol) anyways so her and her boyfreind were on her bed and so they were fooling around now suposibly my freind took his cellphone out of his pocket so as to that it was pokeing him or something, anyways hes fingering her and the phone starts to vibrate. he picks it up its his dad saying that he will come by around 7 to pick him up, he goes allright and hangs up anyways they get the idea to use the cell phone for some.... Extra pleasuring, anyways so their in the middle of it and she says stop, can you hear someone talking he goes, huh no, so they continue for about 5 mins then he takes it out, goes "oh it redialed" picks it up and his dad is on the line, Clasic lol
haha anyways post your new ones if you have em or comment, enjoy
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| Boomer187 |
there is one from my wierdo friend.
he is in his basement, he's living with his parents at the time, and he decides it is time to go to town on himself. well he falls asleep without finishing, totally naked and tool in hand.
well his very religious father walks downstairs into that room and see him. SO he screams out his name and wakes him up.
hehe his excuse was that he thought he crapped his pants, so he took off all his clothes, then he fell asleep somehow.
i dunno whats worse, crapping your pants or crankin one off. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
there is one from my wierdo friend.
he is in his basement, he's living with his parents at the time, and he decides it is time to go to town on himself. well he falls asleep without finishing, totally naked and tool in hand.
well his very religious father walks downstairs into that room and see him. SO he screams out his name and wakes him up.
hehe his excuse was that he thought he crapped his pants, so he took off all his clothes, then he fell asleep somehow.
i dunno whats worse, crapping your pants or crankin one off. |
LOL hilarious! |
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