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Sex Walk-In Stories (pg. 22)
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| Shad0wmaster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
there is one from my wierdo friend.
he is in his basement, he's living with his parents at the time, and he decides it is time to go to town on himself. well he falls asleep without finishing, totally naked and tool in hand.
well his very religious father walks downstairs into that room and see him. SO he screams out his name and wakes him up.
hehe his excuse was that he thought he crapped his pants, so he took off all his clothes, then he fell asleep somehow.
i dunno whats worse, crapping your pants or crankin one off. |
he fell asleep while having a wank?? thats just ed up...i daresay he deserved to get caught...
still hilarious though. :p |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shad0wmaster
he fell asleep while having a wank?? |
That's what I call being bad in bed: he cannot even please himself :p
(was there really any need to open yet another thread?) |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| One time, at trance camp..;) |
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| DJ Mil0 |
| my bad, lol oh well it will give people another chance to enjoy in the humiliation of other people |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shad0wmaster
he fell asleep while having a wank?? thats just ed up...i daresay he deserved to get caught...
still hilarious though. :p |
if you knew him you wouldn't put it past him to do something like this.
this one kid spit on his POS car, liek a 88 buick. so he went up to the other kids new mustang, put his hand down his pants, pulled his hand back out and smeared some poo on the kids windshield. that spot was there for weeks, he couldn't get it off. Ah the golden finger.
man I oculd on and on with stories about this kid. |
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| DJ Mil0 |
| AWWW DOOOOOOD TOO FAR that was nasty, literly btw whats pos mean |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187 .
man I oculd on and on with stories about this kid. |
go ahead! they sound hilarious :haha: :crazy: :toocool: |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mil0
AWWW DOOOOOOD TOO FAR that was nasty, literly btw whats pos mean |
POS = piece of |
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| {b.s.e.} |
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of )
(Piece of car)
Piece of car
(He's got a piece of car)
It sucks royal dick
(That in' pile of )
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh you car
:D |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of )
(Piece of car)
Piece of car
(He's got a piece of car)
It sucks royal dick
(That in' pile of )
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh you car
:D |
sandler rules. |
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| span-king |
Not a walk in but close:
me and my girlfriend were together almost a year, and since we didn't fight, we didnt utilize that wonderfull thing called make-up sex.so, when finally had a big fight one morning we spent an hour and a half doing just that. it was fantastic. All was going FINE, my girlfriend had nultiple orgasmes but I was delaying mine, when suddenly outside of the bedroom window a shout came:
"Will you cum allready"?
Some construction workers from a nearby roof were realy feeling that the show they watched for the last hour and a half was just stretching needlessly and should be ended(a good ending ofcourse)
I closed the window.
I did cum... |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by span-king
Not a walk in but close:
me and my girlfriend were together almost a year, and since we didn't fight, we didnt utilize that wonderfull thing called make-up sex.so, when finally had a big fight one morning we spent an hour and a half doing just that. it was fantastic. All was going FINE, my girlfriend had nultiple orgasmes but I was delaying mine, when suddenly outside of the bedroom window a shout came:
"Will you cum allready"?
Some construction workers from a nearby roof where realy feeling that the show they watched for the last hour and a half was just stretching needlessly and should be ended(a good ending ofcourse)
I closed the window.
I did cum... |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
thats a great story hehehe... |
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