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Prayers for The Sexes
Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
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Male Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
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