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The "ask Sushipunk a question" thread (pg. 100)
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Definitely AFTER you tie her up. |
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God damn tropical cretin... don't know why anyone would ask you anything serious? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
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God damn tropical cretin... don't know why anyone would ask you anything serious? |
Oi, get your own thread :mad: |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Oi, get your own thread :mad: |
It got locked. |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
STU I'm in a bind here |
I read this as 'STU I'm in a bird here' |
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| couch-potato |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Definitely AFTER she becomes your human toilet. |
I suppose you are right...you always know just what to say :)
i've never felt this way about someone before..... so much that it hurts? so i need a plan.
i've made this construct of her sister...
now you probably wondering - what did you use to fill the breast?
it is filled with selsun blue, dandruff shampoo in the US. i used it to treat a case of Tinea Versicolor; a skin fungus. it is a choice filling because of its powdery flower scent, similar to always pantiliner, which young penelope will surely be adapting too soon, so may as well get used to the scent? :)
but there is also the question of: why penelope (her younger sister), and not julia? its simple really..... i've been reading about women through torrented ebooks. and the plan is to make julia jealous by starting a relationship with penelope! women are so easy to manipulate into love, no? she is sure to be mine...
to prove how in love i am with julia, i have been collecting my sperm into this cd container thingy, making a hardened donut of passion
my question is: why offer a tiny, gold ring of devotion from some greedy jew when i can forge a mighty one using my very soul? |
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| Vernon Wanderer |
| wat :wtf: |
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| Beats and Beeps |
| thats clearly not spunk in the cd container. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| goddammit couch, ganking everything you post from 4chan. plagiarism. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
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my question is: why offer a tiny, gold ring of devotion from some greedy jew when i can forge a mighty one using my very soul? |
ing LOL. I read this while I was talking to my mum on the phone and cracked up laughing. She asked what's so funny. "uuhhh, nothing, never mind mum" :stongue: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
ing LOL. I read this while I was talking to my mum on the phone and cracked up laughing. She asked what's so funny. "uuhhh, nothing, never mind mum" :stongue: |
Does sushimum like electronic music? Or birds?
And did you get the sushi from your mother and the punk from your father? Sushimum and Fatherpunk have a nice ring to it... though fatherpunk sounds like the name of a mohawk-sporting priest.
Is your father a priest? Does he like mohawks? You can say no if you don't want him to get into trouble. About the mohawk thing, that is, I reckon the church has no quarrel with sexually-active members nowadays. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Does sushimum like electronic music? Or birds? |
She likes some of the downtempo stuff that I've given her ober the years. She likes Massive Attack :D
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
And did you get the sushi from your mother and the punk from your father? Sushimum and Fatherpunk have a nice ring to it... though fatherpunk sounds like the name of a mohawk-sporting priest. |
My mum's a spiritual hippy type, and my dad's very, very conservative.
I got both my sushi and my punk from my late teenage years, coming from various friends and their influences.
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Is your father a priest? Does he like mohawks? You can say no if you don't want him to get into trouble. About the mohawk thing, that is, I reckon the church has no quarrel with sexually-active members nowadays. |
My dad is not a priest. Before meeting my mum, and having me as a kid, he was a semi-professional tennis player, with a 'proper job' of managing airline/resort stuff for the Whitsunday Islands here in QLD.
I mentioned his conservative views, which brings back a big "NO" on the whole mohawk thing. One of the genes my dad shares with me is the "doesn't have much hair" gene, so I can only assume that his conservative ways are brought on from not being able to have a wicked mohawk, to rock out with. Very unfortunate.
As for the sexually active part.... Eww. He's nearly 70. WAT. |
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| Fledz |
| That gene usually comes from your mothers side as it's on the X chromosome. The fact he lacks hair has minimal impact on you. |
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