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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 17)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Granted, you become a massive battery that can power the world without side effects. Your ass is the power plug socket.
I wish to become an alien & spit acid at little kids on the street |
Granted, but people begin to like the fact that you give out free acid, you get leagues of hippies following you everywhere. :wtf:
I wish I had a trampoline. :D |
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| LoCa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Granted, but people begin to like the fact that you give out free acid, you get leagues of hippies following you everywhere. :wtf:
I wish I had a trampoline. :D |
Granted, but being paralyzed from the waist down, you only get to watch other people having fun on it.
I wish i owned an airline. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoCa
Granted, but being paralyzed from the waist down, you only get to watch other people having fun on it.
I wish i owned an airline. |
Granted, but your business fails due to the fact that all your transporters look like this:
:toothless
I wish a girl I knew would call me... |
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| taltul |
| seems like my wish is immpossible...:rolleyes: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by taltul
granted BUT the streams r ed up for ever.... :D
i wish i could film a movie about EDM-scene and the clubbers' life! |
Granted, but incriminating film-footage of major DJs using illegal substances in American locations bans certain artists from performing in the US. An adoring public is outraged while Christian fundamentalists rally for the ban of electronic music in the United States. Censorship overpowers the American public, and global music economy is forced into turmoil as the staggeringly large american spending power is subsequently taken away from the potential targeting of small trance and other music labels surviving on what small american audience they had, alone. Your documentary kills all uncommercialized music, thus the world is forced to listen to pop music bands deemed appropiate by the Christian Church. Small squabbling within the censorship and rights of people around the world further incites mass religious rallies, turning the catholics against the world. With their large numbers (approximately 1.2 billion of the 2.5 billion Christians worldwide) the resultant war is deemed the 'neo-crusades' and life as we know it is destroyed in one last schism from logic exemplifying the stupidity of religion and humanity.
good enough, taltul? :p |
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| PhloTron |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I wish a girl I knew would call me... |
Granted, it's your mother.
I wish I didn't eat so much sushi today... |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by PhloTron
Granted, it's your mother.
I wish I didn't eat so much sushi today... |
Granted, but in Soviet Russia, sushi eats you raw! :wtf:
I wish I was a polygot. |
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| flavdave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Granted, but in Soviet Russia, sushi eats you raw! :wtf:
I wish I was a polygot. |
I guess you mean "polyglot" as in one who speaks many languages. Your wish is granted but you lose your tongue in a horrible prison gang bang accident.
I wish I could go to the World Cup 2006 in Germany! |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by flavdave
I guess you mean "polyglot" as in one who speaks many languages. Your wish is granted but you lose your tongue in a horrible prison gang bang accident.
I wish I could go to the World Cup 2006 in Germany! |
granted, but while you're there you lose all your money, your credit cards, your identity, and Germany is taken over by nazis again and arrest you
I wish I had a perfect body |
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| 3xx3r7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
granted, but while you're there you lose all your money, your credit cards, your identity, and Germany is taken over by nazis again and arrest you
I wish I had a perfect body |
Granted, but after painful suffering from all those surgeries to perfect your body, you will be in the insane asylum.
I wish I could travel around the world. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by 3xx3r7
Granted, but after painful suffering from all those surgeries to perfect your body, you will be in the insane asylum.
I wish I could travel around the world. |
granted, but nuclear radiation fills the sky, so that even walking outside your house would kill you
I wish I had every EDM liveset/song ever made. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
granted, but nuclear radiation fills the sky, so that even walking outside your house would kill you
I wish I had every EDM liveset/song ever made. |
Granted, but you lose your hearing upon cueing up your Just Be sampler, the first record you decided to put on.
I wish that my project and presentation go well tomorrow. |
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