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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 21)
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
granted, but you fell off your horse and munched it like a little bitch.
I wish that unicorn comic from earlier was in my sig. |
Granted, bt now some unicorn lover will stalk you.
I wish it stopped raining in here. |
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| D-res |
granted... the tempeture just went below freezing so the rain is now snow and the water on the ground is a nice sheet of ice... after you see all the chaos you've caused, you'll wish for the rain back...
i wish teacher didnt blow me off and screw me over |
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| tu_face |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
granted... the tempeture just went below freezing so the rain is now snow and the water on the ground is a nice sheet of ice... after you see all the chaos you've caused, you'll wish for the rain back...
i wish teacher didnt blow me off and screw me over |
granted, but it turns out your teacher is actually the hottest girl on the planet, meaning you should be begging her to blow you and screw you.
i wish i got £50 per hour for this job.. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
granted, but it turns out your teacher is actually the hottest girl on the planet, meaning you should be begging her to blow you and screw you.
i wish i got £50 per hour for this job.. |
but instead ur wasting ur life posting on cor and rotting like the rest of us while not doin anything productive... good job :)
i wish i was a mod:p |
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| Gunyouken |
Granted you become the chief mod of Gayslutman.com
I wish I had a reindeer. |
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| Gholy Host |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gunyouken
Granted you become the chief mod of Gayslutman.com
I wish I had a reindeer. |
Granted, but he only eats Beeferino and has a terrible flatulence problem.
I wish it was Christmas. :D |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gholy Host
Granted, but he only eats Beeferino and has a terrible flatulence problem.
I wish it was Christmas. :D |
granted, but you still don't get that malibu barbie you have been asking for.
i wish catherine zeta jones was having an affair with me. |
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| Gholy Host |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
granted, but you still don't get that malibu barbie you have been asking for.
i wish catherine zeta jones was having an affair with me. |
Granted, but you live in an airport, have a stupid accent, and have to be super nice to everyone.
I wish my [work] computer was faster than a PIII. |
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| Gunyouken |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gholy Host
Granted, but you live in an airport, have a stupid accent, and have to be super nice to everyone.
I wish my [work] computer was faster than a PIII. |
Granted , but it becomes sentient, and sends a humanoid robot back in time to kill the mother of the leader of the human rebelion that happens in 2010... Mrs Host.
I wish I had a bigger sock for xmas |
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| Dirk W. |
granted, but it has your severed foot in it.
I wish this house had a hot-tub |
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| Gunyouken |
Granted, but it's filled with concrete
I wish I owned a casino. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gunyouken
Granted, but it's filled with concrete
I wish I owned a casino. |
granted, but I will win all your money. In time, you are homeless and wondering the streets. You turn tricks for cash as a male-for-male prostitute. You contract horrible STDs which cause you great pain. These pains lead to a physical addiction to painkillers and ultimately morphine. After a strong addiction to morphine, naturally heroin is the next step. Your teeth fall out which is arguably a good thing considering your profession (male-for-male prositute). You get quite good at what you do, known on the streets as "Toothless Hoover". The money you make further finances your addiction to heroin which, in the end, leaves you dead and covered in man-juice in a dark Las Vegas desert.
I wish I had the new Corvette. |
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