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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 57)
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I wish I had the world's biggest Venus flytrap in my backyard. |
Granted, but it belongs to your girlfriends vagin0r and now everytime you try to fuk her.......it's a trap!
I wish I didn't have to work an 11pm-6am shift at j-crew :( |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I wish I didn't have to work an 11pm-6am shift at j-crew :( |
Granted but now you have to work an 11pm-6am shift at the zoo cleaning the gorilla cage.
I wish my knees bent backwards like a stork. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I wish my knees bent backwards like a stork. |
granted but you have to be "on your knees" for an entire prison block...
i wish i won the world's series of poker... |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I wish my knees bent backwards like a stork. |
Granted, but you have no motor control so you're always kicking yourself in the face. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
granted but you have to be "on your knees" for an entire prison block...
i wish i won the world's series of poker... |
Granted... but it's the World Series of Gay Strip Poker... :wtf:
I wish it was Thursday @ 2PM |
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| stevieboy32808 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Granted... but it's the World Series of Gay Strip Poker... :wtf:
I wish it was Thursday @ 2PM |
granted...but this is the same time you accidentally caught your great grandmother naked.
I wish I make straight A's on all of my tests in school. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by stevieboy32808
I wish I make straight A's on all of my tests in school. |
Granted but you have to suck dick to get those A's
I wish I had explosive razor sharp hair follicles that I could launch at unsuspecting people in the park. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Granted but you have to suck dick to get those A's
I wish I had explosive razor sharp hair follicles that I could launch at unsuspecting people in the park. |
granted, but the only hair you have is on your back :wtf:
i wish i had a plane ticket to europe |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
granted, but the only hair you have is on your back :wtf:
i wish i had a plane ticket to europe |
granted, but you have a 62 hour delay in Winnepeg.
I wish for more wishes. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
granted, but the only hair you have is on your back :wtf:
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just pointing out, that that's not necessarily a corruption... i'd actually find that quite hilarious :p |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
just pointing out, that that's not necessarily a corruption... i'd actually find that quite hilarious :p |
you'd be like.. a superhuman porcupine :wtf: |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
granted, but you have a 62 hour delay in Winnepeg.
I wish for more wishes. |
Granted but, for every extra wish you use, one day is subtracted from your life.
I wish for a body that is impervious to aging, disease, and injury. |
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