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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 19)
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Granted, but while you are in bed you notice you can't move your arms and legs, and suddenly the roof collapsed and you die.
I wish someone made another suicide thread, so I can updte my sig qith more quotes. |
Granted, but that "someone" is you who will end up broadcasting the suicide for all TAs to see.
I wish I was older.
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
Granted, but that "someone" is you who will end up broadcasting the suicide for all TAs to see.
I wish I was older.
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Granted, you are now 110 years old, and will die tomorrow.
I wish I was an astronaut |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Granted, you are now 110 years old, and will die tomorrow.
I wish I was an astronaut |
Granted, but your next mission will fail leaving you stranded in space with a limited supply of oxygen.
I wish I was an elephant. |
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Granted, but your next mission will fail leaving you stranded in space with a limited supply of oxygen.
I wish I was an elephant. |
Granted, but as a elephant you have to work doing stupid things in a circus, and will die of depression.
I wish I was the admin of a really big EDM related website. ;) |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Granted, but as a elephant you have to work doing stupid things in a circus, and will die of depression.
I wish I was the admin of a really big EDM related website. ;) |
Granted, but you deal with dieselbambino and me for the rest of your life.
I wish for a hundred wishes. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Granted, but you deal with dieselbambino and me for the rest of your life.
I wish for a hundred wishes. |
Granted but none of them will come true
I wish I was the conductor on the Polar Express! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Granted but none of them will come true
I wish I was the conductor on the Polar Express! |
granted, but you will crash the polar express during a drunken binge and kill everyone, except yourself.
i wish i didn't have to go to work at such an ungodly hour. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
granted, but you will crash the polar express during a drunken binge and kill everyone, except yourself. |
well that may not be such a bad thing.... :p
| quote: | | i wish i didn't have to go to work at such an ungodly hour. |
Granted, but you'd end up wasting your day by sleeping or posting on TA, might as well make some money
I wish I had a cool UserID on TA |
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| keddo |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
granted, but you will crash the polar express during a drunken binge and kill everyone, except yourself.
i wish i didn't have to go to work at such an ungodly hour. |
Granted, but you will then switch work and be a man-whore who's work only involve celeb gays on daytime.
I wish i had a big plate of ribs and fries. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by keddo
I wish i had a big plate of ribs and fries. |
Granted but you have no arms or legs and your mouth is wired shut, so all you can do is look at it.... except now , because i just cut your eyes out so you cant look at it anymore but you can smell it and ill give you the diginity of having your sense of smell, so you know that the big plate of ribs and fries is still there, but you're crying because your eyes hurt.
I wish I was a potato farmer in Idaho! |
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| keddo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Granted but you have no arms or legs and your mouth is wired shut, so all you can do is look at it.... except now , because i just cut your eyes out so you cant look at it anymore but you can smell it and ill give you the diginity of having your sense of smell, so you know that the big plate of ribs and fries is still there, but you're crying because your eyes hurt. |
Atleast its something
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I wish I was a potato farmer in Idaho! |
Granted but you will have to work with a shovel up your ass all day long for years, and when you have becomed a little wider you will have to exchange it for a bigger one. It continues like that for 10 years until you realize it was all pointless and kill yourself, beacause you cant stand the pain.
I wish i could make a living out of texas hold 'em poker. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by keddo
Granted but you will have to work with a shovel up your ass all day long for years, and when you have becomed a little wider you will have to exchange it for a bigger one. It continues like that for 10 years until you realize it was all pointless and kill yourself, beacause you cant stand the pain. |
why was a shovel in my ass in the first place? :conf:
| quote: | | I wish i could make a living out of texas hold 'em poker. |
Granted but all people will see or think of you is of a mizerly old gambler who cares about nothing else.
I wish i knew how to use Photoshop |
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