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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 55)
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| MessiahProject |
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I wish my business would skyrocket and make me a millionaire. |
Granted - your business does skyrocket, but then burns up on re-entry,scattering millions of pieces of debris over the United States, costing the government billions in clean-up. They decide to charge it to you, plunging you into an eternal debt and having to pay it off by selling your ass by the hour to wealthy politicians and well hung businessmen.
I wish I was Carmen Electra's sex slave |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by MessiahProject
Granted - your business does skyrocket, but then burns up on re-entry,scattering millions of pieces of debris over the United States, costing the government billions in clean-up. They decide to charge it to you, plunging you into an eternal debt and having to pay it off by selling your ass by the hour to wealthy politicians and well hung businessmen.
I wish I was Carmen Electra's sex slave |
Granted! But when she takes off her clothes, you notice whiteheads all over her body. She's your master biotch and expresses that they need to be popped, even the infected ones. While she winces in pain, she utters a demand that you save each head that you get out on the tip of your nail because when all combined, it makes for an excellent collagen moisturizer, which she asks you to spread all over her and taste.
I wish John Travolta would clean my room while wearing only pasties over his nipples and black socks. |
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| xXxFoolxXx |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Granted! But when she takes off her clothes, you notice whiteheads all over her body. She's your master biotch and expresses that they need to be popped, even the infected ones. While she winces in pain, she utters a demand that you save each head that you get out on the tip of your nail because when all combined, it makes for an excellent collagen moisturizer, which she asks you to spread all over her and taste.
I wish John Travolta would clean my room while wearing only pasties over his nipples and black socks. |
Granted, but he is a quickly rotting corpse.
I wish i had new shoes. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by xXxFoolxXx
Granted, but he is a quickly rotting corpse.
I wish i had new shoes. |
you do, but the are the new adidas ones with the microchip in em and that mircochipe was secretly connected with an old soviet sattelite, hence your shoes have been doing some heavy survailance around teh USA, and left your feet behind.
i wish the new moby album wasnt as cool as it is, cuz hes so bald and weird. |
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| kfergs |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
i wish the new moby album wasnt as cool as it is, cuz hes so bald and weird. |
granted. but he is then asassinated, for not putting out something worth listening to, by a caveman that carries an Adirondack Fungo Bat...:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
i wish i didnt have a sore throat :wtf: |
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by kfergs
granted. but he is then asassinated, for not putting out something worth listening to, by a caveman that carries an Adirondack Fungo Bat...:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
i wish i didnt have a sore throat :wtf: |
Granted, but instead you have your throat cut.
I wish I was there. |
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| kfergs |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
I wish I was there. |
wish granted but when you get "there"... nobody is "there" but 12 year old boys with lisps and people dressed up in Winnie the Pooh outfits.:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
i wish i wasnt in school so i could listen to some music
13 days til graduation!!!:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by kfergs
wish granted but when you get "there"... nobody is "there" but 12 year old boys with lisps and people dressed up in Winnie the Pooh outfits.:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
i wish i wasnt in school so i could listen to some music
13 days til graduation!!!:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
Granted, but now you too are "there" (should I say "here"?) and the only music you can listen to are the songs from Winnie the Pooh.
I wish I had a better job. |
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| kfergs |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
I wish I had a better job. |
WISH GRANTED! +1:wtf:
i wish it was sunny out |
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by kfergs
WISH GRANTED! +1:wtf:
i wish it was sunny out |
Granted, but once you come out of your home it start to rains, so you get inside your house and it's sunny outside, but when you get outside it's raining again... and over and over.
I wish Da Hool, Mickey Mouse and Tiesto met her at EuroDisney. |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Granted, but once you come out of your home it start to rains, so you get inside your house and it's sunny outside, but when you get outside it's raining again... and over and over.
I wish Da Hool, Mickey Mouse and Tiesto met her at EuroDisney. |
I had to breathe the life back into this!
hahaa nice avatar, Chavs
I don't understand your wish, which makes it irrelevant. Which makes it dumb. Which means I'm not going to grant it :D
I wish they made a Rosemary flavored toothpaste. |
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| Mebot |
Granted but you're allergic to rosemary so every time you brush your teeth your throat closes up and you almost die.
I wish i was at a baseball game right now. |
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