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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 34)
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by vrahnos
i wish to find an alternative way to stay awake for ever :haha: :haha: |
Granted, unfortunatly the method involves being forced to listen to Cher at all times.
I wish my job would pay me not to show up |
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| xXxFoolxXx |
| quote: | Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
Granted, unfortunatly the method involves being forced to listen to Cher at all times.
I wish my job would pay me not to show up |
Granted... but you work at the playboy mansion.
I wish i had an alienware computer |
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| Haste |
| quote: | Originally posted by xXxFoolxXx
Granted... but you work at the playboy mansion.
I wish i had an alienware computer |
Granted, but upon recieving the computer it blows up in your face, blinding you for life.
I wish I owned McDonalds. |
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| teegee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haste
Granted, but upon recieving the computer it blows up in your face, blinding you for life.
I wish I owned McDonalds. |
got it, but on your routine visit to one of the stores, a fry vat explodes, dousing you in burning hot oil and covering you in 3rd degree burns. you spend the rest of your life in a hospital bed.
i wish i didnt need a job. |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by teegee
i wish i didnt need a job. |
Granted, because you are stranded on a deserted island and no forms of commerce exist.
I wish that I had a butler to run errands for me |
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| Haste |
| quote: | Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
Granted, because you are stranded on a deserted island and no forms of commerce exist.
I wish that I had a butler to run errands for me |
Granted but your butler is gay and secretly has buttsex with you every night while you sleep. |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haste
Granted but your butler is gay and secretly has buttsex with you every night while you sleep. |
since you neglected to wish, i shall for you.
| quote: | Originally posted by Haste
i wish zenchowdah had more money
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granted, but it was your money.
i wish zenchowdah had more money |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
i wish zenchowdah had more money |
granted but it's monopoly money
i wish i was the hamburgular from McDonalds. |
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| Exodus17 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
i wish i was the hamburgular from McDonalds. |
Granted but fat america sues you for everything you own including your left nut and right big toe for stealing unthinkable ammounts of bigmacs
i wish i could get away with anything |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Exodus17
i wish i could get away with anything |
granted but after a weekend with Mr. Anything you start to realize he smells like carrots and pork sausages and he sneezes all the time.
i wish i could sneeze with my eyes open. |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
granted but after a weekend with Mr. Anything you start to realize he smells like carrots and pork sausages and he sneezes all the time.
i wish i could sneeze with my eyes open. |
granted, but in order to do so, you must epoxy your rectum shut. (?)
i wish i had a better sound system. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
granted, but in order to do so, you must epoxy your rectum shut. (?)
i wish i had a better sound system. |
Wish granted.
But you cant enjoy it since your deaf.
I wish I has Alyssa Milano under my desk right now. |
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