|
Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 28)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
Granted, unfortunatly you are in a trailer at the time,
I wish I had a constaint supply of quality porn |
granted, but it's gay porn!!! and not lesbians either :(
i wish i could lose 15 lbs. |
|
|
| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Granted, but then with the force of the winds you end up in the ASS of a cow :wtf:
I wish I could some hot bitchezzz |
LOL! that would feel so warm.
Granted. Blow up dolls are now being created 98% more attractive than the ever-increasing obese America.
I wish Mr. Pink would post naked pics. |
|
|
| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
granted, but it's gay porn!!! and not lesbians either :(
i wish i could lose 15 lbs. |
Granted. Drop the ego. hahah i kid.
I still wish Mr. Pink would post naked pics. |
|
|
| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
granted, but it's gay porn!!! and not lesbians either :(
i wish i could lose 15 lbs. |
Granted unfortunatly you loss it because they have to amputate your arm :)
I wish the Braves would win every remaining game this season |
|
|
| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Granted. Drop the ego. hahah i kid.
I still wish Mr. Pink would post naked pics. |
Granted, but they are naked pictures of George Bush |
|
|
| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
I wish the Braves would win every remaining game this season |
granted, but u don't get to watch the games at all and/or talk about them... |
|
|
| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
Granted, but they are naked pictures of George Bush |
ha!
Braves wish granted. They won the silver at the Olympic syncronized swimming competition.
I wish I had a wholesome glass of wine. |
|
|
| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
granted, but u don't get to watch the games at all and/or talk about them... |
that was dumb. |
|
|
| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
I wish I had a wholesome glass of wine. |
Granted, but you...I...you have to give me some, and get me drunk and take my virginity, and then allow me to sue you over the incident. I'd give the money I get from you back afterwards though, its just a fetish I have... |
|
|
| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
ha!
Braves wish granted. They won the silver at the Olympic syncronized swimming competition.
I wish I had a wholesome glass of wine. |
Granted- but your wholesome glass of wine tastes so good, you drink the whole bottle. End up driving to the mall and get pulld over by a cop who decides you're lookin mighty purrty and takes advantage of you (and he has a midget in his trunk he pulls out for tag teaming occassions such as these) :wtf:
I wish I was a little bit taller.... |
|
|
| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Granted, but you...I...you have to give me some, and get me drunk and take my virginity, and then allow me to sue you over the incident. I'd give the money I get from you back afterwards though, its just a fetish I have... |
hahahaa! FREAK :stongue: |
|
|
| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Granted- but your wholesome glass of wine tastes so good, you drink the whole bottle. End up driving to the mall and get pulld over by a cop who decides you're lookin mighty purrty and takes advantage of you (and he has a midget in his trunk he pulls out for tag teaming occassions such as these) :wtf:
I wish I was a little bit taller.... |
what an ummm imagination? :nervous: lol..
Granted. BUT YOU AINT NO balla and you dont have a rabbit in a hat with a bat an a 6 4 impala. you dont have a girl so you can call her. damnit, its messed up again. sorry :(
Edit: 1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)
Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
!!!! Such a classic... |
|
|
|
|
