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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 2)
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
wish granted but you suffer from severe narcolepsy so when you're in the air you fall asleep and fall to your death.
I wish I owned a BMW |
BMW? Bald Married Woman, it is.
now do mine. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
and i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner. |
wish granted but you're only the size of an electron so no one can see you or know that you exist.
I wish I wish in a jacuzzi right now |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
wish granted but you're only the size of an electron so no one can see you or know that you exist.
I wish I wish in a jacuzzi right now |
instead of water, it pumps blood, and is the HE-ART 2200 model.
i wish i was the smartest man alive |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
instead of water, it pumps blood, and is the HE-ART 2200 model.
i wish i was the smartest man alive |
Wish granted, you are also the fattest man alive and will die of a massive heart attack in less than a month
I wish I lived in a big house. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Wish granted, you are also the fattest man alive and will die of a massive heart attack in less than a month
I wish I lived in a big house. |
wish granted but your house is made of noodles so when it rains, you're ed...
i wish i could stop biting my nails |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
i wish i could stop biting my nails |
Wish granted, but now you're biting MY nails!
I wish I had a xylophone |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Wish granted, but now you're biting MY nails!
I wish I had a xylophone |
:wtf:
wish granted but i ended up chewing off your fingers and toes so its of no use anymore
i wish i had a new mixer |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
i wish i had a new mixer |
wish granted, but you don't know what to do with your new cement mixer except make sidewalks and then write your initials in it.
I wish I didn't have to pay for beer or alcohol. |
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| tribu |
You got it, but alcohol has just been banned by a prohibition president...
I wish I could get into better shape. |
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| D-res |
wish granted but you have liver cancer
I wish i didnt have school for the next two months so i could spend the whole time with my girlfriend...
EDIT: damn.. too slow |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
I wish i didnt have school for the next two months so i could spend the whole time with my girlfriend...
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wish granted, but your girlfriend is a gorilla
I wish I had 400,000 bottles of water |
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| tribu |
Done.
But these bottles are melted by water.
I wish I was 10 times drunker than i am right now |
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