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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 4)
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
I wish I had a coke right now. |
granted but it's a line of coke off of Vivid boys penis.
I wish TA wouldn't judge me by my posts. |
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I wish TA wouldn't judge me by my posts. |
Granted, but now TA will not pay any attention to you.
I wish I was dumb. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
I wish I was dumb. |
granted
I wish my roommate would quit bugging me |
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
granted
I wish my roommate would quit bugging me |
Hey! You're not playing by the rules!
Granted, but now you will go to jail as you will be accused of his murder.
I wish people would play by the rules. |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
Hey! You're not playing by the rules!
Granted, but now you will go to jail as you will be accused of his murder.
I wish people would play by the rules. |
Granted. But Rule 43b is you have to die of decapitation by a rusty bread knife.
I wish I had a regular sleeping pattern. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
I wish I had a regular sleeping pattern. |
Granted but only 1 night of sleep per week really takes it toll on you after awhile and you slowly become withdrawn and anti-social. After a while you become a hermit and never emerge from your house. You end up contemplating life and the mystery of space. You write all over your body with an ink pen. It's all jibberish but it makes sense to you. Later the authorities come and assign you to the insane asylum where you spend the rest of your life mad as a hatter
I wish I had a happy cake oven. |
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| DJ Cinos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Granted but only 1 night of sleep per week really takes it toll on you after awhile and you slowly become withdrawn and anti-social. After a while you become a hermit and never emerge from your house. You end up contemplating life and the mystery of space. You write all over your body with an ink pen. It's all jibberish but it makes sense to you. Later the authorities come and assign you to the insane asylum where you spend the rest of your life mad as a hatter
I wish I had a happy cake oven. |
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Granted. Your cake oven is now happy, as it eats all the cakes itself.
I wish I had the first Juno Reactor CD. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cinos
I wish I had the first Juno Reactor CD. |
Granted but you have no CD player to play it.
I wish my hat was green and not red. |
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| cheesy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Granted but you have no CD player to play it.
I wish my hat was green and not red. |
Granted but now the whole worl is color blind so it doesn't matter what color your ing hat is.
I wish there weren't any conditions to my wish being granted...
OWNED! :D |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by cheesy
I wish there weren't any conditions to my wish being granted...
OWNED! :D |
Granted but you didn't specify for how long... so after .03 seconds of enjoying your wish, everybody hates you now.
I wish I could run a mile in under four minutes. |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Granted but only 1 night of sleep per week really takes it toll on you after awhile and you slowly become withdrawn and anti-social. After a while you become a hermit and never emerge from your house. You end up contemplating life and the mystery of space. You write all over your body with an ink pen. It's all jibberish but it makes sense to you. Later the authorities come and assign you to the insane asylum where you spend the rest of your life mad as a hatter
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1 night of sleep a week?! Bonus! :D
| quote: | Originally posted by cheesy
I wish there weren't any conditions to my wish being granted... |
Granted. But you didn't actually wish for anything did you? Looks like the almighty wish demon of bad fortune will now spite you for all eternity.
I wish for someone to clean up my flat. |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I wish I could run a mile in under four minutes. |
Granted, but you now have legs the length of lamp posts and will never find clothes to fit. :p |
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