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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 22)
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
granted, but I will win all your money. In time, you are homeless and wondering the streets. You turn tricks for cash as a male-for-male prostitute. You contract horrible STDs which cause you great pain. These pains lead to a physical addiction to painkillers and ultimately morphine. After a strong addiction to morphine, naturally heroin is the next step. Your teeth fall out which is arguably a good thing considering your profession (male-for-male prositute). You get quite good at what you do, known on the streets as "Toothless Hoover". The money you make further finances your addiction to heroin which, in the end, leaves you dead and covered in man-juice in a dark Las Vegas desert.
I wish I had the new Corvette. |
Granted, you have a new Micromachines(TM) Corvette.
I wish FireFox showed the alt text for images when hovering the mouse over them. |
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| dieselbambino69 |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Granted, you have a new Micromachines(TM) Corvette.
I wish FireFox showed the alt text for images when hovering the mouse over them. |
granted but nobody knows what the hell u mean, so firefox stays the same.
i wish i could afford the finer things |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
granted but nobody knows what the hell u mean, so firefox stays the same.
i wish i could afford the finer things |
Granted, you can finally afford shoes.
I wish I wasn't so damn perfect. |
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
Granted, you can finally afford shoes.
I wish I wasn't so damn perfect. |
Granted, you are now a internet freak who post anout everything that happens to him, like "I just buy some popcorn", "I have broken my leg", "I'm going to poo" and other things.
I wish I could wish a really good wish, instead of this lame wish. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Granted, you are now a internet freak who post anout everything that happens to him, like "I just buy some popcorn", "I have broken my leg", "I'm going to poo" and other things. |
thats gay, I don't want to be Vivid Boy :( |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Granted, you are now a internet freak who post anout everything that happens to him, like "I just buy some popcorn", "I have broken my leg", "I'm going to poo" and other things.
I wish I could wish a really good wish, instead of this lame wish. |
Granted, you wished me a million dollars.
I wish for a exo-robotic-suit with a jetpack. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I wish for a exo-robotic-suit with a jetpack. |
Granted but your sub-par n00blar robotic skillz make you an easy prey for stupidity and you blow yourself up because you don't know what the hell you're doing.
I wish this wasn't another Jean-Claude Van Damme movie on TV again. |
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| PhloTron |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I wish this wasn't another Jean-Claude Van Damme movie on TV again. |
Granted, Tonights movie is "The Horse Whisperer"
I wish when I open the bag of marshmellows...they'd get stale faster...They don't get stale anymore...and they are OH so good when stale :) |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by PhloTron
Granted, Tonights movie is "The Horse Whisperer"
I wish when I open the bag of marshmellows...they'd get stale faster...They don't get stale anymore...and they are OH so good when stale :) |
granted, but now they're too stale, so they ended up hard... and i mean... HARD
i wish my friend could come with me to NC |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
granted, but now they're too stale, so they ended up hard... and i mean... HARD
i wish my friend could come with me to NC |
granted but your friend dies on the way there and you have to lug around a corpse.
I wish i knew the answers to my exam i have to take tomorrow. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
granted but your friend dies on the way there and you have to lug around a corpse.
I wish i knew the answers to my exam i have to take tomorrow. |
Granted, but the exam is multiple choice and you are striken with disasterous hand eye coordination so that as you go to mark the correct answer you get the answer either above or below it resulting in a zero score.
I wish that I owned a large chemical factory in China |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Granted, but the exam is multiple choice and you are striken with disasterous hand eye coordination so that as you go to mark the correct answer you get the answer either above or below it resulting in a zero score.
I wish that I owned a large chemical factory in China |
you do own a large chemical factory, but afte ra huge revolt amog the workers that were pissed off you barely paid them, they have taken control of the factory and are planning to make chemical weapons to destroy you.
i wish i could get signed by a label. |
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