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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 54)
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
granted, but now you're fat and mean, so you have no friends, and die confused from all the brain damage.
i wish i had elastic powers like that chick from the incredibles. |
granted, but you stretch so far that you get stuck and all your friends and family leave you to die alone on a tiny little island alone....and scared
in the dark :eek:
i wish i was done studying |
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| MessiahProject |
| quote: | | i wish i was done studying |
Granted - but unfortunatley you are a bit of a retard and it has taken you 83 years, so now you are going on for a hundred, you have alzheimers and have just forgotten everything you have learned.
I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by MessiahProject
Granted - but unfortunatley you are a bit of a retard and it has taken you 83 years, so now you are going on for a hundred, you have alzheimers and have just forgotten everything you have learned.
I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire |
Granted, unfortunately for you the general population today would regard anyone dancing like Fred Astaire as being gay. Even more unfortunate, there is a large population of Homophobes watching you dance who then decide to "kill themselves a ******"... you die of your injuries in hospital 13 days following the attack.
I wish that I were more sensitive to the needs of others. |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by MessiahProject
Granted - but unfortunatley you are a bit of a retard and it has taken you 83 years, so now you are going on for a hundred, you have alzheimers and have just forgotten everything you have learned.
I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire |
Granted, you have stubs for legs, but people STILL encircle you in de club to soak in your moves. However, we don't know if it's because of the nature of your stubs, or your exquisite dance skills.
I wish for a mini- schnauzer puppy. |
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| kfergs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Granted, you have stubs for legs, but people STILL encircle you in de club to soak in your moves. However, we don't know if it's because of the nature of your stubs, or your exquisite dance skills.
I wish for a mini- schnauzer puppy. |
wish granted but it then somehow gets contaminated with radioactive materials and then he grows to the size of a T-Rex and eats your house and then participates in the act of defication on your mothers front lawn:wtf:
i wish i didnt live in corrupt america:( |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by kfergs
wish granted but it then somehow gets contaminated with radioactive materials and then he grows to the size of a T-Rex and eats your house and then participates in the act of defication on your mothers front lawn:wtf:
i wish i didnt live in corrupt america:( |
Damn democrats. Granted! But then you know what?! YOU work as an indentured servant stitching pockets onto AMERICA'S levi jeans all day. Your not working fast enough !!!! These Americans demand their jeans NOW. uh oh, your hands are bleeding due to the severe conditions of equipment. and double uh oh, you didn't produce your 98798745 goal of jean pockets for day, your fired !!! and I repo your adobe.
I wish I could lay on my back over a medicine ball. |
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| kfergs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Damn democrats. Granted! But then you know what?! YOU work as an indentured servant stitching pockets onto AMERICA'S levi jeans all day. Your not working fast enough !!!! These Americans demand their jeans NOW. uh oh, your hands are bleeding due to the severe conditions of equipment. and double uh oh, you didn't produce your 98798745 goal of jean pockets for day, your fired !!! and I repo your adobe. |
hahaha :wtf:
| quote: | | I wish I could lay on my back over a medicine ball. |
wish granted! +1...
i wish i was at home sipping on some Vodka Cranberry whilst listening to Steve Porter - Vodka Cranberry |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by kfergs
hahaha :wtf:
wish granted! +1...
i wish i was at home sipping on some Vodka Cranberry whilst listening to Steve Porter - Vodka Cranberry |
KFERGS ! What you doing ??! DONT GRANT MY WISH.
Omg, your's is too good not to grant. Granted ! :stongue: |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
KFERGS ! What you doing ??! DONT GRANT MY WISH.
Omg, your's is too good not to grant. Granted ! :stongue: |
NO. You get pink lemonade and Mariah Carey.
I wish I could sleep past 9 A.M. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
NO. You get pink lemonade and Mariah Carey.
I wish I could sleep past 9 A.M. |
granted, but you wake up at 9:01 A.M.
i wish i didn't get super ed up and miss the chemical brothers at coachella |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
granted, but you wake up at 9:01 A.M.
i wish i didn't get super ed up and miss the chemical brothers at coachella |
Granted. But you were un-ed, and all they did was play PVD tunes.
I wish I could go bite the leg of a cow to forever cure my red meat cravings. |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
Wish granted, but the meat is infected with mad cow disease (CJD), and the slow agonizing torture of rapid progressive dementia continues until you forget what your name is.
I wish my business would skyrocket and make me a millionaire. |
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