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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 41)
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
granted, but i don't know what you wished for because you didn't say anything, so something bad will happen to you.
I wish i could sniff elmers glue all day and not pass out or die from the fumes. |
granted, but you die from lack of oxygen instead.
i wish I was a tree |
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| Exodus17 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
granted, but you die from lack of oxygen instead.
i wish I was a tree |
granted... but youve been cut down and made into the bed that some greasy obese couple use during foreplay
SEA WORLD :haha: :haha:
i wish i had a kinky midget with big |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Exodus17
granted... but youve been cut down and made into the bed that some greasy obese couple use during foreplay
SEA WORLD :haha: :haha:
i wish i had a kinky midget with big |
granted, but you also become a kinky midget with big ...
I wish I had a broken arm |
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| Exodus17 |
granted .... you can no longer masturbate leaving you with no choice but to take large pegs and sit on them untill your arm has healed
i wish i knew of something that would help make some killer ramen noodles |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Exodus17
granted .... you can no longer masturbate leaving you with no choice but to take large pegs and sit on them untill your arm has healed
i wish i knew of something that would help make some killer ramen noodles |
granted. it's called 'boiling water' but you get sued by the government for stealing their patented 'boiling water' and, since you are unable to pay the fines necessary, you are incarserated for 5640 consecutive life sentances, and are dubbed "Ben Dover" in prision and you're everyone's bitch.
i wish that a nuclear fallout would occure, destroying 90% of all major cities in the world. |
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| brashy |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
i wish that a nuclear fallout would occure, destroying 90% of all major cities in the world. |
Granted. Surprisingly, only the German cities survive, increasing thus the rate of sick porns produced per year.
I wish I hadn't raped my granny when I was little |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by brashy
I wish I hadn't raped my granny when I was little |
Granted. Your grandpa raped you instead.
I wish I wasn't boring and predictable. |
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| brashy |
| Sorry, don't think that can be granted. Don't u wish for something more reasonable? Like being able to fly 10 times around the Earth? |
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| dj_bas |
| i wish that i could start getting gigs that weren't opener sets :( |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish that i could start getting gigs that weren't opener sets :( |
granted, but on your first live set, you OD on cocaine and die.
i wish there was another big band, thus destroying completly everything in this known universe. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Exodus17
granted .... you can no longer masturbate leaving you with no choice but to take large pegs and sit on them untill your arm has healed
i wish i knew of something that would help make some killer ramen noodles |
how would that help me masturbate |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
granted, but on your first live set, you OD on cocaine and die.
i wish there was another big band, thus destroying completly everything in this known universe. |
granted but then the band realizes they really can't destroy everything in the known universe. and instead decide to ROCK!!
i wish that i could get A's on all my finals this week without studying |
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