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Wish Corruptor v6.0 (pg. 33)
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
granted, but you have now been expelled recently for devine intervention of your grades and any hope that you had of a career is now shattered.
i wish i had a huge, walk-in closet sized mounted right where my closet is. |
Granted, but it has Syphillis.
I wish I had a third arm. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Granted
but you had to Old Mrs. Marshal and her cob webbed to do it :wtf: :nervous:
I was I could get a girl in bed sometime this week! :whip: |
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granted. you got her in bed. but she is refusing to you because you're not attractive enough. secondly she'll only cuddle out of pity. next morning you wake up from your drunken sleep and realize this girl who wouldnt even give you pity sex weighs in the area of 1400 lbs..
i wish waxing my stomach worked better :wtf: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Granted, but it has Syphillis.
I wish I had a third arm. |
Granted. It takes the place where your penis was.
I wish for the ability to see through the clothes of hot babes :p |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I wish for the ability to see through the clothes of hot babes :p |
Granted, but you also see through them, and so never see any hot girls ever again and have to turn gay to find a partner.
I wish someone would tell me what to wish for. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Granted, but you also see through them, and so never see any hot girls ever again and have to turn gay to find a partner.
I wish someone would tell me what to wish for. |
granted, you wish for me to see hot babes again & for yourself to be teh ghey!
I wish to be 34 feet tall. |
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Granted, but you also see through them, and so never see any hot girls ever again and have to turn gay to find a partner.
I wish someone would tell me what to wish for. |
granted. now you know the whole new meaning of "go yourself".
i wish i were the president. |
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
granted, you wish for me to see hot babes again & for yourself to be teh ghey!
I wish to be 34 feet tall. |
granted. but then you'd have to build a 6-foot container for yourself. |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jocker
granted. now you know the whole new meaning of "go yourself".
i wish i were the president. |
granted, but now you're george bush.
i want some tacos |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
granted, but now you're george bush.
i want some tacos |
Granted, but they're from Taco Bell...
...and they're six days old. Good luck with the bathroom trip from THAT.
I wish I had a Lotus Elise. (A really nice European car... for those of you who don't know what a Lotus Elise is.) |
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| vrahnos |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
I wish I had a Lotus Elise. (A really nice European car... for those of you who don't know what a Lotus Elise is.) |
granted. but you can drive it only on greek roads (ditches every 10m!!! both ways)
i wish i had the energy to never sleep again |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by vrahnos
granted. but you can drive it only on greek roads (ditches every 10m!!! both ways)
i wish i had the energy to never sleep again |
Granted. but the energy source to keep you up forever relies on a spikey vibrator that is shoved up your ass and everytime you go someplace all you hear is a "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" :wtf:
I wish i had a midget slave to do all of my dirty work... |
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| vrahnos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I wish i had a midget slave to do all of my dirty work... |
granted, but you have to give him head for every dirty job.
i wish to find an alternative way to stay awake for ever :haha: :haha: |
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