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| LeopoldStotch |
in random news ...
espn has announced that mike tirico , joe thiessman , and tony kornheiser will be the new monday night football hosts with suzy kolber and michelle tafoya on the sidelines ....
ooohhhhhh shhiiiitttttt ........ and i thought the esiason-michaels and miller-fouts-michaels eras were bad .... this is not going to be a good year i have to say ... :nervous: |
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| King Ecnal |
but kornheiser is the man, he should be hosting by himself... just having him there talking to himself would be 100 times better than havin Tirico and Theisman there with him...
regardless, MNF will always suck! |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by King Ecnal
but kornheiser is the man, he should be hosting by himself... just having him there talking to himself would be 100 times better than havin Tirico and Theisman there with him...
regardless, MNF will always suck! |
how about this combo ?
dennis miller, tony kornheiser, and paul maguire .
FTW ! :wtf: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
Sunderland Soccer in Barclays English League FTW !
i think they can take it all the way.
your thoughts ?
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
espn has announced that mike tirico , joe thiessman , and tony kornheiser will be the new monday night football hosts with suzy kolber and michelle tafoya on the sidelines ....
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i could picture the first MNF game :
Mike: Welcome to monday night football folks. *wink and the gun @ the camera* we have a great game between the defending champions the pittsburgh steelers and the high flying electric michael vick and the atlanta falcons. This game should be a good one. Two very good teams with great defenses duking it out. *wink and the gun @ the camera*
Joe: I think this game is going to come down to a test of wills. who is going to outthink the other. pittsburgh looks to have a smart team, and atlanta looks like it also.
Tony: what the hell are you talking about, joe ? you're a shmuck ! i can't wait to start counting how many times michael vick will throw to the other team or miss his receiver by 10 yards !
Mike: Interesting comment there Tony. *wink and the gun @ the camera* . yeah. Michael has been under some very harsh criticism for his decisions at quarterback.
Joe: Back when i was in Washington , being the quarterback was about being the leader of the team. you had to step it up, and stand ground on where your team stood for.
Tony: what the hell are you talking about, joe ? you're a shmuck ! your ass was always covered by john riggins. the only reason why you won the super bowl against the dolphins was because of john riggins ! your ass got handed against the raiders and marcus allen ! i win !
Mike: Interesting comment there Tony. *wink and the gun @ the camera* . yeah. Yes. To be a successful team, you have to have a good running game. Speaking of having good games, just the other day while i was having tea and briskets at the country club, i met this fine attractive acquaintance sitting across from me. she had a nice feathered hat , and was glowing like a daisy.
Joe: Oh i remember those young days. they used to call me a young joe nameth. i can say i made my ways with the women back then.
Tony: what the hell are you talking about, joe ? you're a shmuck ! your ass is so ugly that they couldn't spot you in a group of laughing hyenas in a jungle. and same goes for you too mike ! you're black ! and you're having tea and briskets at the country club ?!? what happened to chicken and beer ? they ran out at the local 7-11 ?
Mike: Point well taken there Tony . yeah . *wink and the gun @ the camera* . haha.
Joe: Tony, my man. you're real wisecracker there.
Tony: Joe! bite me !
Mike: Hey hey there guys. let's break it up . we have an interesting football game to watch here between the pittsburgh steelers and atlanta falcons.
Joe: I'm looking forward to see it when the quarterback hands the ball off to the running back.
Tony: Joe ! you're a shmuck ! what kind of comment is that ? where's wilbon ? i need wilbon ? i win !
i'm sure this is how it's going to go .... :wtf: |
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| SlackerBoy9 |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
Tony: Joe ! you're a shmuck ! what kind of comment is that ? where's wilbon ? i need wilbon ? i win !
i'm sure this is how it's going to go .... :wtf: |
That would make for the best Monday night commentary i have heard in years,they were joking on Dan patrick about how much Theisman and Kornheiser get under each others skin and how espn execs had said kornheiser is the most difficult guy to work with and they referenced back to a radio show he did a few years back when he got mad at the producer and went on to talk about why he likes black olives more than green olives |
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| The_G0dfather |
| Got my TA account a new outfit for the two chelsea games coming up ... |
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| InterMilan31 |
| quote: | Originally posted by The_G0dfather
Got my TA account a new outfit for the two chelsea games coming up ... |
congrats ur now gayer than irectums...although his is gay everychange your a first timer |
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| zoric |
| HEJA HEJA HEJA BARCA :eyespop: |
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| SlackerBoy9 |
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) - Albert Belle tracked his ex-girlfriend with a GPS device and repeatedly threatened her, according to a police probable cause statement filed in support of stalking charges.
Former slugger Albert Belle is charged with stalking his ex-girlfriend. (Jamie Squire / Getty Images)
The 39-year-old former baseball star was arrested in Scottsdale on Thursday and charged with stalking. He made an initial court appearance late Thursday, and a judge set bail at $108,000, ordered him to be electronically monitored and to stay away from the victim.
Reached by The Associated Press on Friday morning, Belle declined to comment on the case.
"You didn't write a story about my Hall of Fame induction," said Belle, referring to joining the Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame last year. "You guys never report the good stuff that I do."
Belle's next court appearance is set for Feb. 24.
Despite impressive statistics, Belle collected just 40 of the 390 votes needed to reach the Hall of Fame in voting by the Baseball Writers' Association of America in January. His prickly past was blamed by many for his low vote total.
The police probable cause statement said that Belle's former girlfriend discovered a Global Positioning System tracking device that had fallen off her car on Jan. 26. Believing that Belle was responsible, she called police, who began an investigation.
The unidentified woman told investigators that for several months Belle "had been showing up everywhere she went (the store, on dates, the gym, etc.)," the probable cause document stated. The woman asked Belle if he had placed the tracking device on her car, and he initially denied it.
But on Feb. 3, he left her a message apologizing for "doing all that tracking stuff," the statement said. A later recording had Belle threatening the woman, telling her she needed to hire a bodyguard for protection and that she "would never know what hit her," the statement said.
The volatile Belle often ran into trouble on and off the field during his playing days.
A five-time All-Star outfielder, Belle hit 381 career home runs in a 12-year career that began with the Cleveland Indians in 1989. He also played for the Chicago White Sox and Baltimore before retiring in 2000 after his second season with the Orioles.
He was fined in 1994 for using a corked bat and suspended after instigating a brawl by elbowing an opposing player. In 1991, he threw a baseball into the chest of a fan taunting him. Years later, he was fined $50,000 for berating a TV reporter and tossed a ball at a photographer. |
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| SuNStOrM |
Real Madrid is better :D even though this year i must admit Barça is unstopable.. :P well pretty good anyway, my sport isnt football, it used to be like for 90% of boys when they are about 10..right? hehe
Anyway my sport for the last.. 6 years.. has been mixed martial arts. from Krav Maga - Valetudo - TaeKwonDo and Hapkido. From brutality 2 ---> inner peace and perfection ;)
Soon will profesionally start to compete for spain in Europeans, all invited to come and cheer for me :whip: |
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