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Osama Bin Laden Is Dead (pg. 60)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
More changing stories out today. They aren't watching the raid in that photo as first reported, the live video feed went down for 25-30 minutes during that time. Naturally, Hillary was then asked about her "reactionary" moment in the photo and said she was battling allergies... LOL! The white house is also now saying no shots were fired on the SEALS in the compound... another story change. Talk about giving more fuel to the conspiracy theorists! Worst. Communication. Messaging. Ever.
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The bad thing about conspiracy theories is that they aren't nearly as awesome as they could be. Here, let me come up with something that not even PKC will complain about :
054-M4: The World's First Successful Cyborg
Back in the Cold War era, the US and the USSR were trying to show the world which was the most awesome power around. After the Americans landed on the moon, the Russians felt they had to give up their hopes of conquering the cosmos and went on to try their luck with robots. Russians will be Russians and, after a couple of years, they managed to come up with the world's most realistic cyborg - 054-M4.
Every single detail was carefully planned.
Those godless commies wanted to conquer Afghanistan and destroy the influence of religion all around the world, so they came up with the greatest religious nutter in contemporary history. 054-M4, or Osama, if you will. Built in the Sakhalin Islands with the aid of Japanese nerdiness and Chinese cheap labour costs, it was the 54th android built by the M4 - the secret Soviet department of robotics (hence the name).
The US had no idea 054-M4 was an android... until now. That's what they're trying to hide the pics from us! Why do you think Russia complained the US should've asked for their help!? |
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| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
The bad thing about conspiracy theories is that they aren't nearly as awesome as they could be. Here, let me come up with something that not even PKC will complain about :
054-M4: The World's First Successful Cyborg
Back in the Cold War era, the US and the USSR were trying to show the world which was the most awesome power around. After the Americans landed on the moon, the Russians felt they had to give up their hopes of conquering the cosmos and went on to try their luck with robots. Russians will be Russians and, after a couple of years, they managed to come up with the world's most realistic cyborg - 054-M4.
Every single detail was carefully planned.
Those godless commies wanted to conquer Afghanistan and destroy the influence of religion all around the world, so they came up with the greatest religious nutter in contemporary history. 054-M4, or Osama, if you will. Built in the Sakhalin Islands with the aid of Japanese nerdiness and Chinese cheap labour costs, it was the 54th android built by the M4 - the secret Soviet department of robotics (hence the name).
The US had no idea 054-M4 was an android... until now. That's what they're trying to hide the pics from us! Why do you think Russia complained the US should've asked for their help!? |
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| geroin |
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| srussell0018 |
| Hillary Obama's got a nice mullet goin on there. |
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| The17sss |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
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| Sykonee |
| And still no Sasha? For shame, c0r. |
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| FuzzQi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
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| Vernon Wanderer |
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| chlola |
I just have one question:
Why did we execute a man who did not resist when we are all gung ho about trial by jury? |
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