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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancaholic
chickning out are we??:tongue2 :tongue2 :tongue2 :tongue2 that must mean that ur know that the bible is frought!!! |
lol i never said i read and/or believed in the bible.
i believe in a "God" and a higher power, but i also believe in evolution...i don't believe in the whole virgin mary, abracadabra *POOF* ur pregnant with the messiah, story...lol
i think evolution could be God's work. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancaholic
chickning out are we??:tongue2 :tongue2 :tongue2 :tongue2 that must mean that ur know that the bible is frought!!! |
Chickening out? Of course not.
BTW, I fully acknowledge that the bible is full of inconsistancies, mistakes, and out and out lies. That is why I don't take a literal view of the bible. That doesn't mean I don't/can't believe. Critical thinking is my friend. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i think evolution could be God's work. |
That's exactly how I look at it. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I am God and you all have it wrong. You all live in a little glass ball and are sitting on my living room table. I purchased you all from some guy named Mohammed at the local Dollar Store. |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I think a Jesus of today would be a throw back hippie smoking pot all day and having unprotected sex with all his hippie friends. I also think he would enjoy the Roulette table. I bet he would hit his numbers everytime. I wonder what his number would be? |
No way. If Jesus were alive today, he would probably be some kind of kick-ass cyborg:
And then he would run around swinging his cross smoting heathens left and right!
Floorfiller: "Oh no ... it's jesus! Run!"
Jeborg: "Salvation is through me ... bitch!!!" *Smote Floorfiller with cross*
Floorfiller: "oh why did we choose atheism?? wh... argghhhh"
Yea a lot of people would die in this thread. That's wjwd.
Edit: I changed it around slightly to make it mroe interactive |
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| UWM |
| So is this Mohammed person, like, exponentially larger in size than the Earth? |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancaholic
its good to see so many atheist belief the bible is frought too. occrider and nitemer and renegade has no chance - their arguing against four of us (me, floorfiller adn drug_tito and uwm) !!!!:D :D :D :D
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i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some ... |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
No way. If Jesus were alive today, he would probably be some kind of kick-ass cyborg:
And then he would run around swinging his cross smoting heathens left and right!
Heathens: "Oh no ... it's jesus! Run!"
Jeborg: "Salvation is through me ... bitch!!!" *Smote heathens with cross*
Heathens: "oh why did we choose atheism?? wh... argghhhh"
Yea a lot of people would die in this thread. That's wjwd. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I am God and you all have it wrong. You all live in a little glass ball and are sitting on my living room table. I purchased you all from some guy named Mohammed at the local Dollar Store. |
haha one time when i was tripping balls, this in weirdo i used to hang out with told me this story about a "ziplock bag theory" similar to what you just said.
hahaha
i was like, :nervous: |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some ... |
Yep you definitely speak for me there. I didn't see that post or else I would've responded with pretty much the same thing. |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some ... |
That's right! You get the fear of god in you! They're first on Jesus's hit list! Glad you're on our team now! |
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| trancaholic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some ... |
so u belief that it just happended??? thats a laff!:haha: :haha: :haha: i think that ur really a christian but just to embarasd to admit it
think about it. if bush and the aliens didnt create the bible then god must have done it!!! i know what i believe of that two!!!!:thepirate :thepirate :thepirate |
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