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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Don't be such a retard. Everyone knows that all the directors in hollywood are atheists. Even that Mel Gibson tool is an atheist. He just made that film about jesus because he liekd how jesus suffered! I bet he droooled every time pooro jesus got whipped. I can see his drooling smirking face right now. I'd like to wipe it off with my FIST!! Why do u think there was so much whipping??? Cuz ALL teh money is in films where jesus gets whipped!!! The only good bible loving director is steven spelberg. Don't you remember at the end when they looked away from the ark (not noahs ark)?? It's because he had the fear of GOD in him!!! Plus he made that other film about the holy grail. Remember at the end when indiana (haha he's named after the dog) picked out hte right cup .. it was a crappy carpenter's cup??? That's exactly a cup jesus would have!!! I nearly cried it was so touching. And he's so not SS. He made all the Nazis out to be like bumbling fools. IF he was SS he would have had them goosestep allo over indiana jones!
Man I can't wait utnil steven spelberg makes a film about noah's ark. Indiana Jones and Noah's ark ... it's gonna b so great. If that prick mel gibson makes a film about noah's ark don't see it!!! He'll probably just spend teh entire film whipping noah!!! :whip::whip::whip: <--- solidarity with god! |
Yeah, they holywood guyz r atheists cuz they know the real truth, they're working for the aliens, properly have their mind chip installed, and not like you who belief what they want u 2 belief. They're itentionaly serving you Jesus stuff to turn u into a sheep like uve already becom. Like half of this forum, LOL :haha:
But it won't go ferever. They're increasing their probgananda activitys, can't u c? It's gonna come soon. The aztec calendar ended in 2012. It means they knew. They knew what was gonna happen. And instead of working on understanding their scriptures and trying to find out how to avoid the invasion we're delouding ourselves with Jesus crap. Cuz u c, those mars faces may have been made by us. Pryor to the invasion. Becuz they look human. So aztecs may have the technology there to save us burried deep in their pyramids. If we find it out we might defend ourselves. Cuz they didn't defeat us completely, they just control us. But they know we had the technology to put up a fight. Maybe we still do somewhere but it's hidden, guarded by people of trust, so that's why they're afraid of a full scale invasion. Thinking we'll fight back. And Bush is trying to destroy that last chance because he's been implanted with mind chip. I bet if we were as neive then as people in this forum are they'd just nuke us like they did Soddoma and Gommor, we wouldnt stand the chance! |
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| squirrelly |
| And the rest of the tools in Hollywood that aren't Atheist are Scientologists. :stongue: |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
And the rest of the tools in Hollywood that aren't Atheist are Scientologists. :stongue: |
They're all in the cult together. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
yea seriously... get out of my head!!! 
hahaha... this is gonna sound so ed up and bad. i was super drunk when i fell asleep and well, i can't control my dreams, damnit.
background story: ok so anyway every Thanksgiving i go to the same place. i have this family that i basically grew up with since i was born, and they've been friends of my family forever. they have this huge house and every Thanksgiving they invite all their friends and family over for a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner. if you've ever seen Home Alone it's kind of like in that movie where everyone is having Christmas dinner together before they leave for vacation.
dream: ok so you and i are at this house together for Thanksgiving and we're sitting in their den with a bunch of other people. i didn't know in the dream why you were there with me but it was like "alright thats cool"... you were chillin on this couch and i was sitting on the arm of the couch and it kept shifting, like everytime i moved my leg the arm of the couch would start tilting or moving up and down. finally i say you to "this isnt cool" so we go into the dining room to see whats happening in there. there's a turkey sitting at the head of the table and huge pieces of cornbread on every chair but no food on the table. so i freak out even more and i start realizing that instead of the humans eating Thanksgiving dinner, the Thanksgiving dinner was going to eat *us*... you start laughing hysterically and im like "wtf are you insane? lets get the out of here"
so we run out the backdoor and i don't know what happened next but all of a sudden we're in the backseat of a car making out.
then we're back in the house sitting on the couch again and im sitting on your lap, and there are no more fears of getting eaten by a turkey.
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Now that's hawt, exactly what I wanted to read when I got back from the grocery store... :D
I'm glad that I could assuade your fears of being eaten by the Turkey...
I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have to say about that dream... ;)
Oh, and better not let Devin find out you're making out with me in your dreams... otherwise, I might not have a place to stay in Mil town anymore!
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Now that's hawt, exactly what I wanted to read when I got back from the grocery store... :D
I'm glad that I could assuade your fears of being eaten by the Turkey...
I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have to say about that dream... ;)
Oh, and better not let Devin find out you're making out with me in your dreams... otherwise, I might not have a place to stay in Mil town anymore!
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hey man, dreams are dreams. as long as i don't start confusing dreams with reality.
oh we got nothing to worry about, he chains me to the bed. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
oh we got nothing to worry about, he chains me to the bed. |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
They're all in the cult together. |
Exactly.
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have to say about that dream... ;)
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well this is what the Dream Moods Dictionary has to say...
Turkey
To see a turkey in your dream, indicates that you have been foolish. You are not thinking clearly. Alternatively, it may represent Thanksgiving and thus, a time of togetherness and family,
To see sick or dead turkeys in your dream, denotes an attack to your pride.
Thanksgiving
To dream about Thanksgiving, represents togetherness, family reunions, festivities, and your sense of community. The dream is a reflection on your life and the connections that you have made. Alternatively, this dream may be a metaphor indicating that you need to thank somebody. You may be feeling indebted to someone. Consider also your own associations and traditions with Thanksgiving.
Kiss
If you are kissing a close friend, then it represents your respect and adoration for your friend. You are seeking some intimate closeness that is lacking in some waking relationship. It may or may not signify a romantic interest for him or her.
Making Out
To dream that you are making out with someone you don't like in that way, suggests that you need to acknowledge and incorporate aspects and characteristics of this person into your own character. Consider specific traits that this person possess.
To dream that you are making our with a friend, suggests that you have an unconscious desire to pursue the relationship but fear that it will jeopardize the friendship.
Car
If you are in the backseat of the car, then it indicates that you are putting yourself down and are allowing others to take over. This may be a result of low self-esteem or low self-confidence. Overall, this dream symbol is an indication of your dependence and degree of control you have on your life.
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
Car
If you are in the backseat of the car, then it indicates that you are putting yourself down and are allowing others to take over. This may be a result of low self-esteem or low self-confidence. Overall, this dream symbol is an indication of your dependence and degree of control you have on your life.
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Hmmmm... what if you just subconsiously knew I really like to get down in the backseat of cars?
:wtf: :crazy: :wtf: :crazy: |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Yeah, they holywood guyz r atheists cuz they know the real truth, they're working for the aliens, properly have their mind chip installed, and not like you who belief what they want u 2 belief. They're itentionaly serving you Jesus stuff to turn u into a sheep like uve already becom. Like half of this forum, LOL :haha:
But it won't go ferever. They're increasing their probgananda activitys, can't u c? It's gonna come soon. The aztec calendar ended in 2012. It means they knew. They knew what was gonna happen. And instead of working on understanding their scriptures and trying to find out how to avoid the invasion we're delouding ourselves with Jesus crap. Cuz u c, those mars faces may have been made by us. Pryor to the invasion. Becuz they look human. So aztecs may have the technology there to save us burried deep in their pyramids. If we find it out we might defend ourselves. Cuz they didn't defeat us completely, they just control us. But they know we had the technology to put up a fight. Maybe we still do somewhere but it's hidden, guarded by people of trust, so that's why they're afraid of a full scale invasion. Thinking we'll fight back. And Bush is trying to destroy that last chance because he's been implanted with mind chip. I bet if we were as neive then as people in this forum are they'd just nuke us like they did Soddoma and Gommor, we wouldnt stand the chance! |
I knew you were a scientologist!! Haha all your wacky beliefs don’t make any sense whatsoever!!! Oooo look at me, I believe in aliens that populated the Earth and they’re coming back! Oooo we traveled to the Mars via a stargate and the pharoaphs were aliens! Who in their right mind would believe any of that crap??? Only the bible makes sense! The earth was started 4000 years ago and all us humans came from adam and eve!!! People lived for hundreds of years back then and populated the earth until it was very evil! Then god told noah to save two of EVERY animal (and insect) and he managed to fit them and all their food into an ark for 40 days. Blah blah you know the rest of the story. The point is is that the bible makes perfect SENSE unlike the mindless crap that you believe!!! Haha I bet you’re the type of person that thinks Chewbacca on Endor makes sense!!! It doesn’t make sense!! You think your aliens are going to be able to save you?? Ha, only bible thumpers will be saved!
Have you heard of the rapture?? That’s when all the good people (me!) float up to heaven leaving all the bad people (you … and all those poor people you convince like Moral Hazard … poor Moral Hazard :( ) left on the Earth. Suuurrrre you’ll party at first with kickass orgies and the strippiest strippers, but then you go to hell!!! Hey, I got an idea, why don’t you tell me where you live? Then I can visit you right when the rapture comes. And as I start rising into the sky, I’ll hock a big lugie into your eye! And laugh when you go to hell to fry! Serves you right, your entire life is a lie!
Anyway, just wait for steven spelberg to come out with his new movie. It will expose the truth behind all your scientology crap and aliens. Plus it will make everyone realize that the bible is the literal truth. He’s the greatest holiest director ever! |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Hmmmm... what if you just subconsiously knew I really like to get down in the backseat of cars?
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really? i prefer the trunk... especially when i start feeling lightheaded from lack of oxygen.
hey... you wanted to hijack the thread. :p |
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| Epicurus |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
I knew you were a scientologist!! Haha all your wacky beliefs don’t make any sense whatsoever!!! Oooo look at me, I believe in aliens that populated the Earth and they’re coming back! Oooo we traveled to the Mars via a stargate and the pharoaphs were aliens! Who in their right mind would believe any of that crap??? Only the bible makes sense! The earth was started 4000 years ago and all us humans came from adam and eve!!! People lived for hundreds of years back then and populated the earth until it was very evil! Then god told noah to save two of EVERY animal (and insect) and he managed to fit them and all their food into an ark for 40 days. Blah blah you know the rest of the story. The point is is that the bible makes perfect SENSE unlike the mindless crap that you believe!!! Haha I bet you’re the type of person that thinks Chewbacca on Endor makes sense!!! It doesn’t make sense!! You think your aliens are going to be able to save you?? Ha, only bible thumpers will be saved!
Have you heard of the rapture?? That’s when all the good people (me!) float up to heaven leaving all the bad people (you … and all those poor people you convince like Moral Hazard … poor Moral Hazard :( ) left on the Earth. Suuurrrre you’ll party at first with kickass orgies and the strippiest strippers, but then you go to hell!!! Hey, I got an idea, why don’t you tell me where you live? Then I can visit you right when the rapture comes. And as I start rising into the sky, I’ll hock a big lugie into your eye! And laugh when you go to hell to fry! Serves you right, your entire life is a lie!
Anyway, just wait for steven spelberg to come out with his new movie. It will expose the truth behind all your scientology crap and aliens. Plus it will make everyone realize that the bible is the literal truth. He’s the greatest holiest director ever! |
hahahaha...although we have philosophical differences as to the true nature of God it seems, at least we agree that Tito is on crack :stongue: And Moral Hazard is a walking contradiction. I can't believe the crap that comes out of his mouth. He's now a devout Catholic who's trying to live by God's rules blablabla, BUT, somehow, just somehow, can't seem to let go of his crack habit. Yeah, I'm sure God is really happy about that. Withold from sex till marriage, but indulge in your drug binges. You're a class act when it comes to consistency and moral values :rolleyes: |
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