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How do you like your pen0r? (pg. 40)
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Vaginas and dicks are both pretty ugly, I think.
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
It's just that vaginas are ugly enough...but then you get an outie and it's like *gag* *barf*. That looks like an alien is squatting on a bitches crotch. |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Ha, finally someone who agrees. I've always seen people saying vaginas are beautiful.
Not that dicks look any better. |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Isn't it ironic that the female form is a beautiful arrangement of contours and curves, and yet the only part that's essential for sex looks like it should be found on the ocean floor eating shrimps? |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i actually read an article somewhere (forgot the source) about how men really aren't THAT picky and that as long as a woman is confident in herself and her body, that men still get aroused, even if the woman has a little flab here and there. it's when women act on their insecurities and insist on having the lights out all the time during sex, etc... is when men get put off sexually.
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Source: Glamour.
You're welcome. :o |
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| Slylee |
nice! you read that article too?
i thought it was pretty informative and made sense. guys are simple creatures and don't really sit there and dissect a woman's body and her insecurities in their head, they are too busy thinking about their boner and just want you to sit on it and put your boobs in their face...lol |
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| squirrelly |
| I have a subscription to that magazine lol. It actually was a good article, though! I think women stress out waaaaaaaay too much about a little chub. As long as you don't have muffin top - you're good! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
I have a subscription to that magazine lol. It actually was a good article, though! I think women stress out waaaaaaaay too much about a little chub. As long as you don't have muffin top - you're good! |
that's funny because i dont have a subscription and i just randomly will buy an issue here and there if i see an interesting cover story.
anyway yea....just trim the vag hair and keep it clean and show some confidence in the sack even if you don't look like adriana lima, and it's all good. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
if the dude wants blow jobs he better have a pretty dick. :o |
I don't think any guy wants to think their dick is pretty. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Vaginas and dicks are both pretty ugly, I think. |
Lol, nice. |
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| d-miurge |
Ugly vaginas?
It's inner beauty that really counts. |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i thought it was pretty informative and made sense. guys are simple creatures and don't really sit there and dissect a woman's body and her insecurities in their head, they are too busy thinking about their boner and just want you to sit on it and put your boobs in their face...lol |
Yeah I think women care much more about what women think men want than what men actually want. Women's magazines are a typical examples "100 ways to please your man" "what every man wants in a a woman" etc etc.. all written by women!
No wonder women are so hung up about cup sizes and skinniness etc.. and it takes soo long for you guys to figure out guys don't really give a .
.. or maybe women need drama and unnecessary over-complication I dunno. |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
I love that you assume all the above.:stongue:
Like really?! I make a comment and and next thing you know I have a complex about my turtleneck. HAHA!
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maybe slylee borrowed her some of her psychology books  |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol, women's magazines. I prefer MacLean's. :o |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i get arroused pretty easily when i see my bf's dick with a semi and i instantly grab it and start playing with it like a child with a new toy lol we can be pigs just like you guys. |
QFTW!! :D |
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