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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Beats and Beeps said the the funniest ever last night on MSN.
He measured his dick with a tape measure, and then said it was my turn to measure my vagina. I laughed and he was like, "I'm serious, get out the yard stick."
LMFAO, ing brilliant. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
wrong thread?:wtf: |
There may be a real lesson about religion in there somewhere... |
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| Slylee |
| oh i was thinking beat blog made the thread. nevermind. |
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| chach |
| What happens if I commit suicide just to see what happens? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Nail on the head. Been sitting on this plateau for a few years now and still find myself pretty confused.
I've enjoyed learning as much as I can and engaging my professors and my families Pastor about religious and metaphysical issues, but I'm almost always left with more questions than any real answers - and have honestly resigned myself to find happiness in the questions rather than trying to attain that which is unattainable. |
The truth is, we will never run out of questions, nor should we. What one should do is ask the questions and one can be satisfactorally answered and stands up to scrutiny then, and only then, should it be incorporated into your belief system. The quest never really ends, nor should it. Once one holds fast to a belief and closes their mind to further examination of it they become intolerant, which is inconsistant with nearly all belief systems. The best wish I can express to you in this regard is that your search lasts as long as your life and that you find peace in your beliefs along the way.
Please don't hesitate to ask me any questions you may ever have. Hopefully I'll be able to help, however, I assure you I will not harm. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Beats and Beeps said the the funniest ever last night on MSN.
He measured his dick with a tape measure, and then said it was my turn to measure my vagina. I laughed and he was like, "I'm serious, get out the yard stick." |
That's unfair... since the vagina is potential space rather then actual space it would be difficult to get an accurate measurement... you would have to take a multitude of measurements in various positions in order to arrive at a reasonable average. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
That's unfair... since the vagina is potential space rather then actual space it would be difficult to get an accurate measurement... you would have to take a multitude of measurements in various positions in order to arrive at a reasonable average. |
SAKES CRAIG, YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP THIS. :mad: :mad: :mad: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
What happens if I commit suicide just to see what happens? |
I believe you would have to tell us. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
SAKES CRAIG, YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP THIS. :mad: :mad: :mad: |
Sorry, I keep ruining your jokes. I fail at humour.:( |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Sorry, I keep ruining your jokes. I fail at humour.:( |
DAMN JEW!
*shakes fist at the sky* |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I believe you would have to tell us. |
Ok. :gsmile:
Whatever Im a Calvinist,I was predestined to go to heaven, for all those born into a damned life I say, Meh... |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
You are a far more patient man than I.
Every time a thread like this starts the only thought that crosses my mind is "here we go again." |
I see it as the religious version of "trance is dead"
Bahahaha, and we all know how those end up. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Hooray for religious intolerance and patently wrong assumptions, right guys!! |
Yeah right.
I'm sad to say that I think it's necessary for me to add a 'just kidding' to pretty much everything myself and a few others have said in this thread.
Some of what I have said is true, the rest exaggeration - I am doing it for a humourous effect, though it's not really everyone's type of humour. Well what the hell is the point of offending people? I believe that humour is the highest form of communication there is - it leads people to draw their own conclusions of the truth if they so choose, and those who willingly accept the lies are damned ignorant anyways, so it's usually wasted on them.
However, I must admit that things like this:
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
I'm all for all of that in the right place, but, to me, such things strike a nerve, nearly to the point of those regarding race or nationality. |
really mean a lot to me. Thanks for that, it validates my position. :stongue: |
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