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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by caddyshack
can you turn water into wine? stfu |
I can, though it will be slightly diluted... |
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| clubamerica |
| quote: | Originally posted by lex400sc
ONE DAY! ONE DAY! omg ONE DAY! in a man, why do jesusfreaks always have the best answers to life's questions?
i must tell you all this fearmongering has definitely sold me on throwing my life away on religion! i am after all a naive, superstitious dolt. where do i sign up? how much money do i have to give the church every sunday to get into heaven and what's the return policy in case i don't feel like hanging out with a bunch of douchebags for all of eternity? |
u dont have to give any money to get into heaven.the return policy is your salvation do u want to live in eternity or perish in hell?. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by clubamerica
u dont have to give any money to get into heaven.the return policy is your salvation do u want to live in eternity or perish in hell?. |
Did you turn gay yet? Please say yes. |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Did you turn gay yet? Please say yes. |
*pro tip: add more wine |
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| clubamerica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Did you turn gay yet? Please say yes. |
WTF.. |
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| Fledz |
| This thread has gone to hell :rolleyes: (No pun intended...ok maybe a little). |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by clubamerica
u dont have to give any money to get into heaven.the return policy is your salvation do u want to live in eternity or perish in hell?. |
Where exactly is hell?
Because right now I'm pretty sure the only place it exists is in your brain matter.
...or maybe certain streets in Baghdad. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by caddyshack
2. imo, if you dont you are not a christian but a free thinker - agnostic - whatever. |
Plain and simple, you're wrong. That's like saying "imo, 1+1=3" |
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| clubamerica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
Where exactly is hell?
Because right now I'm pretty sure the only place it exists is in your brain matter.
...or maybe certain streets in Baghdad. |
Hell is every where.and i dont get your bagdad comment, do u actually know any body that has served overthere?.if u dont than stfu or tha up. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by clubamerica
Hell is every where.and i dont get your bagdad comment, do u actually know any body that has served overthere?.if u dont than stfu or tha up. |
I suggest reading more books and keeping an open mind to you sir. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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It's so depressing knowing people like this actually exist all over the place. |
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