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| bryanflint |
haha.
it is the devil.. let me tell you why.
one night a long time ago it entered my body, took over my soul and forced me to do things i never would've done had i not been possessed. i was speaking in tongues ("blahbyiou wanna sukkamyu penish?), vomiting like that freaky exorcist bitch, all sorts of crazy . i even looked like the devil (it was halloween, i do recall). i threw up a good liter and a half of liquid afterwards, all clear. and i wasn't a beer drinker, i was doing shots like there was no tomorrow. stupid stupid kid.
long story short, hungover for a week, i probably got alcohol poisoning.
the funning part is... i repeated this like... well... more than once.
after a while i decided it wasn't worth it... but now i can't even get halfway drunk without feeling like i'm gonna puke (i don't, but i just get the feeling). i'll have afew drinks here and there, but i don't get hammered like i used to.
i was a dumb kid. dumb dumb dumb.
oh, and jaeger is the most devilish of all... not because it's all that potent... it just tastes like i'm licking a horse's ass. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bryanflint
haha.
it is the devil.. let me tell you why.
one night a long time ago it entered my body, took over my soul and forced me to do things i never would've done had i not been possessed. i was speaking in tongues ("blahbyiou wanna sukkamyu penish?), vomiting like that freaky exorcist bitch, all sorts of crazy . i even looked like the devil (it was halloween, i do recall). i threw up a good liter and a half of liquid afterwards, all clear. and i wasn't a beer drinker, i was doing shots like there was no tomorrow. stupid stupid kid.
long story short, hungover for a week, i probably got alcohol poisoning.
the funning part is... i repeated this like... well... more than once.
after a while i decided it wasn't worth it... but now i can't even get halfway drunk without feeling like i'm gonna puke (i don't, but i just get the feeling). i'll have afew drinks here and there, but i don't get hammered like i used to.
i was a dumb kid. dumb dumb dumb.
oh, and jaeger is the most devilish of all... not because it's all that potent... it just tastes like i'm licking a horse's ass. |
Pffffftt, like we all haven't been there before :rolleyes:
All you need is practice! :gsmile:
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bryanflint
and stoned |
You have no weed :o |
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| bryanflint |
rub it in why dontcha!
what do you think of the track ? haha |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bryanflint
rub it in why dontcha!
what do you think of the track ? haha |
Well, it appears that I can only link to it if I hit you myfagspace page, which I simply won't do, out of principle.
In fact, I'm starting to think you might have a 'player' on your myfagspace page.
You'd want to have a killer intro...
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
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| bryanflint |
what the hell happened to my thread?
how the hell else am i supposed to show the track, i can't upload it here |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by bryanflint
what the hell happened to my thread?
how the hell else am i supposed to show the track, i can't upload it here |
GTFO! |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
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ahahhahaaa
Thanks for lol #1 of the day |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| I have been absolutely bastardised by a hangover. No one has ever felt as ill as I do right now. Ever. Anywhere in the world. Fact. |
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| nchs09 |
i feel like also. it was good though, saw roger sanchez and had what amounted to 800 dollars worth of bottles in the club with my friends ' |
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