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Does Australia Suck?
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| bas |
I say yes:
- They're all the way on the other side of the world
- English accents? No!
- They get offended when people confuse them with New Zealanders
- Half the country doesn't have daylight savings
- Let's be honest, the majority of the country is uninhabitable desert
- Domesticated lives there
- They call Tylenol by it's generic name
- Winter in the Summer? MADNESS!
- TV shows take way too long to come out
- They are responsible for Fosters
- They call the US "America"...and Victor doesn't like that
- Universities hold classes on the weekend
- They use Tim Tams as straws...they SUCK.
- They think it's spelled "Assiocates' Degrees", not even Firefox thinks that's a word
- They have rolled kebabs :wtf:
- They caused global warming
- Living in Australia causes morning sickness (click)
- Their microbrews are pathetic and weak
- Their Summer Solstice is ing up our Winter Solstice eclipse |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
On the flip side, they did give us the man responsible for The Joker:
Will Smith. |
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| bas |
And Road Warrior...
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I would say they gave us Flight Of The Conchords, but they're from New Zealand. Hmm...back to square one. |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
- They're all the way on the other side of the world
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wtf thats the best thing about oz, means we aren't near you cunts :p |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| Ooh, and Lord of the Rings was shot there! |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Ooh, and Lord of the Rings was shot there! |
Again...New Zealand. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
- They get offended when people confuse them with New Zealanders |
God, who wouldn't get offended. Bas, let's have six.
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- Half the country doesn't have daylight savings |
Lol, just QLD I think. We're awesome like that.| quote: | Originally posted by bas
- Let's be honest, the majority of the country is uninhabitable desert
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That's where we dispose of New Zealanders. Once you bury one, nothing will grow for a 5km radius.
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- They call Tylenol by it's generic name |
Wtf is Tylenol? :p
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- Winter in the Summer? MADNESS! |
Also summer in the summer. FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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- They are responsible for Fosters |
I... we, I mean....
Oh, you Bas, that was a low blow man :mad: |
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| bas |
Australia: 2 Rest Of The World: 2083202734010934a;alj
Also, I like that you didn't say anything about Domesticated :p |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Wtf is Tylenol? :p
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paracetamol  |
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| Renzo |
| Now the thread is complete. :o |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Again...New Zealand. |
same difference :o |
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