Originally posted by Lira
Oh, never mind, I assumed she was "the openly gay leader of the Greens" the Austrian loonies were talking about :(
God, I wanted it so much to be true... a country led by a bisexual/lesbian redhead has got to be the most awesome nation ever in History and it could be you, Australia, it could be you :sadgreen:
Oh right. Nah, that's Bob Brown :p
Unfortunately, Australia is way to conservative to elect a gay PM. It's surprising enough that we elected a female PM, to be honest.
Lira
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Oh right. Nah, that's Bob Brown :p
Unfortunately, Australia is way to conservative to elect a gay PM. It's surprising enough that we elected a female PM, to be honest.
Same here. It made sense in the context (the former president was extremely popular with the masses and supported her candidacy), but what the numbers usually show is that these masses are extremely patriarchal, religious and really really conservative. The only gay person I know ever elected here was a former TV presenter who was actually a protest vote and did absolutely nothing in the congress.
Lilith
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
It's surprising enough that we elected a female PM, to be honest.
Speak for yourself, I didn't vote labor and doubt I ever will!
Lira
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Originally posted by Lilith
Speak for yourself, I didn't vote labor and doubt I ever will!
Even if Julia Gillard was a hot hot lesbian redhead?
Lilith
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Originally posted by Lira
Even if Julia Gillard was a hot hot lesbian redhead?
Especially if she was one...
Lira
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Originally posted by Lilith
Especially if she was one...
Why not? We're talking about hot hot lesbian redheads here! Hot hot tamale hot hot lesbian redheads!
Lilith
But Lira, gingers.
They're not exotic, they're to be avoided.
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Lilith
Speak for yourself, I didn't vote labor and doubt I ever will!
Oh please, you know that's not what I meant at all :p
Lira
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Originally posted by Lilith
But Lira, gingers.
They're not exotic, they're to be avoided.
Except for the one obvious person, nothing, absolutely nothing makes me tingle down there as much as redheads.
*drools*
Lira
Great, I'm all depressed now.
I remember this hot hot green-eyed rehead saying how cool I became in high school as I used to be a rather clumsy kid in middle school. And I was like "OMG, she think I'm cool and I totally want to put my tongue in her mouth, win!". So a mutual friend invited us to a party and I saw this redhead and she was wearing this tight shirt and, God, I had never noticed how massive her knockers were! So I rehearsed it all in my head...
"Hey, fancy a drink?"
"Yeah, sure, what have you got?"
"Well, they only have mineral water here tonight [that was actually true, I remember that clearly], but we can do something else tomorrow if you want"
"Oh, yes, please give me your phone number oh you manly virile stallion full of testosterone and win!"
"Why, of course..."
And then I approached her. Our eyes locked, and I felt like I was hovering over the floor towards her direction. I then got close to her and got lost some more in her eyes.
"Lira, aren't you going to say something?"
I then snapped out of it and--
"HAI GUISE!" a friend of her approached "What was Lira going to say?"
"I brought my Chemical Brothers' CD. You know, Dig Your Own Grave? It's playing right now. I hope you girls like it. Heh"
And they walked away. I was 16. Sad. Lovelorn. And didn't even get the name of the CD right :(
Yohan
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Originally posted by Lira
Great, I'm all depressed now.
I remember this hot hot green-eyed rehead saying how cool I became in high school as I used to be a rather clumsy kid in middle school. And I was like "OMG, she think I'm cool and I totally want to put my tongue in her mouth, win!". So a mutual friend invited us to a party and I saw this redhead and she was wearing this tight shirt and, God, I had never noticed how massive her knockers were! So I rehearsed it all in my head...
"Hey, fancy a drink?"
"Yeah, sure, what have you got?"
"Well, they only have mineral water here tonight [that was actually true, I remember that clearly], but we can do something else tomorrow if you want"
"Oh, yes, please give me your phone number oh you manly virile stallion full of testosterone and win!"
"Why, of course..."
And then I approached her. Our eyes locked, and I felt like I was hovering over the floor towards her direction. I then got close to her and got lost some more in her eyes.
"Lira, aren't you going to say something?"
I then snapped out of it and--
"HAI GUISE!" a friend of her approached "What was Lira going to say?"
"I brought my Chemical Brothers' CD. You know, Dig Your Own Grave? It's playing right now. I hope you girls like it. Heh"
And they walked away. I was 16. Sad. Lovelorn. And didn't even get the name of the CD right :(
would you like a hug or therapy? maybe a punch to the balls for this sad, sad tale?
Lira
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Originally posted by Yohan
would you like a hug or therapy? maybe a punch to the balls for this sad, sad tale?
No, thanks, I'm listening to Simple Plan now...
And I caaaaaan't staaaand the pain!!!!
And I caaaan't make it goooo awaaaaay!
Now I caaaaaan't staaaand the pain!!!!
How could this happen to meeeeeeeee, I made my mistaaaaaakes!!!
Got nowhere to ruuuuuun, the niiiiiight goes onnn!!!!!
You were talking up about messed up Japanese things in the other thread, weren't you? Well, here's the worst of all: Karaoke! I bet that was a martial art gone wrong!
